Ok big thanks to HHH3fan for letting me use her O.C. Criss' siblings are in this one. Karly is seventeen, Matt is eighteen, and Chris is Criss's twin brother he's sixteen but a minute older.
AFD
Criss: OK dare from Wish4AWish. Kyle and Cartman kiss.
Cartman: No! I’m not gonna kiss that fu...
Kyle: *glaring*
Cartman: I mean I rather not *crossing arm biting tongue*
Kenny: Pussies!
Kyle: How am I a pussy Kenny!
Stan: Dude just get it over with we’ve kissed before.
Criss: Wait, what?
Kyle:*quickly* On the cheek.
Cartman: Why would I ever kiss Kyle he’s a-
Kyle: *tackles him* Shut up fat ass!
Cartman: Eh! I’m not fat! I’m big boned!
Criss P.O.V
I watched as Kyle kept waililng on Cartman. Punching him over and over again. Meanwhile Kenny kept calling the pussies and such. Kyle had punched him for a solid five minutes before he stopped. His knees were dug into Cartman’s stomach as he breathed hard trying to catch his breath. Cartman was struggling to breath as Kyle looked down at him. He glanced at us as we joined in on calling them wusses. Quickly Kyle smacked his lips against Cartman’s for at least six seconds. They quickly broke away.
Kyle; Aw dude gross!
Cartman: Now I have! *stops talking covers mouth*
Kyle: *cleans his tongue with his hands* Gross!
Criss: OK I guess it’s time to introduce our guest!
As I said that two dragons flew in the room and we all stared amazed. They landed infront of the four boys the girl on top of one of the dragons.
Stan: What the fuck!
Kyle: Dude, it’s South Park we’ve seen more extreme things happen here.
Kenny: I wonder how big it’s junk is...
Criss: Wow, Valka I didn’t know you meant real dragons....
Valka: *getting off dragon* Well yeah when I heard the guys hadn’t rode a dragon I just had to come. So who’s first?
Kyle: *nudging Stan* Go on.
Stan: I guess I’ll go then.
Valka: Well, get on Toothless’ back wrap your arms around his neck and quick a small squeeze with your foot. When you’re ready I’ll take care of the rest.
Stan: *getting on* OK... Nothing scares me but snakes and other reptiles... *kicks dragon*
Valka: *waves staff*
Stan: *holy fuck! *screaming in the air. Whoohoo!
Criss: When should we tell him dragons are reptiles...
Stan: *wailing. waving arms in the air* Wait what? Shit, get me off this damn thing! Get me off! Get me off!
Valka: *waves staff.* OK come on boy! Who’s next?
Cartman: Kyle should go since he’s the only one stupid enough to have watched that damn movie!
Kyle: I’m going next! And not because it’s stupid! That was an awesome movie fat ass! Nothing scares me.
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Ask The South Park GangClosed for Requests
FanfictionDare or Ask the South Park characters anything! And I mean ANY South Park character you'd like so yeah. (like, goth kids, or even SP grown ups!) I'm adding my O.C and her siblings in this too so some of this might not make sense because of reference...
