Kyle: Hey where's Criss?
Kenny: *crossing arms* *muttering* I don't care I don't know.
Cartman: Ha her mom probably had another kid.... Again! HAAHA!
*door opening.*
Matt: Hey boys I'm taking this piece of trash out for you! *throws Criss into room*
Criss: *depressed* OK guys let's get onto the questions.
Stan: Someone crapped in her cornflakes.
Criss: *depressed* Okay question from Toom2468 asks to the boys what do you prefer pink or purple.
Cartman: HAHAHA! Obviously purple!
Kyle: Yeah purple.
Stan: Purple
Kenny:What the fuck is your problem?
Criss: Me?
Kenny: *bites lip shakes head* Obviously pink...
Criss: Moving on. From the same person. If you have a headache what would you prefer tea or coffee.
Cartman: Coffee I'm not a pussy I can handle it!
Kyle: Tea I don't want to be the next Tweek.
Stan: Coffee in low doses.
Kenny: Seriously what the fuck did I do?
Criss: *raising eyebrow.
Kenny: *cough* I mean I'd want hot water I can't afford tea or coffee. That's rich people's stuff...
Criss: Okay next from same person. Cartman you have a lot of secrets would you tell us the least of your secrets.
Cartman: No! Fuck that!
Kyle: I triple dog dare you.
Cartman: *screaming* NO! Fuck you Jew!
Criss: It's a dare Eric.
Cartman: Fine one of my least secrets. I sucked someone's dick before when I was in fourth grade. I thought it was a tube and you guys told me to find semen.
Kenny: Now can we talk about why you're pissed at me? Criss?
Criss: *rolling eyes* You boys are all the same in stupid. *kissing him on the forehead* Don't think too hard you'll ruin that little brain of yours.
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