Okay I feel like I forgot to answer someone's question. So if I have tell me... Nicely! No hating. Okay thanks guys Heart you! Bye
-AFD(Criss)
Criss: Weird just random question, in my opinion.
Cartman: You're a girl your opinion doesn't matter.
Criss: Don't push me fat ass, I'm not in the mood today.
Kenny: So we're not acknowledging the confessions?
Criss:OK question time! abbey_vella wants to know if you rather screw Jennifer Lawrence or Meghan Fox when she was hot?
Kenny: Both. Threesome anyone?
Criss: *tries to spray him with water* You're lucky I ran out of water!
Kenny: Don't worry baby we can make this a foursome *teasingly puckers lips.
Criss: Thank you baby.Come here babe! Let me give you some sugar.
Kenny: *Comes closer*.
Criss: *spits in his face* Crushes can be crushed Kenny. Don't test me.
Cartman: HAha! I guess Kenny's gonna get herpes again.
Kenny: That was a cold sore!
Cartman: I'd screw Meghan Fox, Jennifer Lawrence sucks ass.
Stan: Hey I beg to differ! *coughs* I mean I can't screw anyone I have a girl friend! *fakes a laugh*
Kyle: I'm with Stan
Kenny: So you two would have a threesome with Jennifer Lawrence...
Criss: *throws water bottle at Kenny*
Kenny: So? What's your answer Ms Poor kid?
Criss: I'm not gay we've gone over this. Besides how would I be Ms. Poor kid if I were gay. They both look like a bunch of try hard whores. No offense...
Stan: Offense taken watch the hate comments pile on!
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Ask The South Park GangClosed for Requests
FanfictionDare or Ask the South Park characters anything! And I mean ANY South Park character you'd like so yeah. (like, goth kids, or even SP grown ups!) I'm adding my O.C and her siblings in this too so some of this might not make sense because of reference...