Warning: All Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus fans will definitely be offended so I will delete your comments for slander and shit. Especially since I gave this warning. SO no hate comments!!! Okay anyway... Thanks for reading
-AFD
Criss: Okay Lily Dowson wants to know what super power would you'd pick if you could have one!
Kyle: I'd want to fly! Dude that be cool! And shoot lasers out of my eyes you know in case a bird or a plane comes my way.
Stan:I'd want to be invincible! Nothing can hurt me! And have super cool gagdets and weapons.
Cartman: I'd want to be like a ninja that eradicates hippies with my sword and martial arts.
Criss: I'd want the power of stealth because I'm crazy clumbsy, how 'bout you Kenny?
Kenny: I already have a super power! We've been over this.
Everyone(except Kenny): *laughing*
Criss: *laughing* Okay Mr. Super cool! What's your super power then?
Kenny: *bluntly* I can't die.
Everyone(except Kenny):*bursts out laughing*
Cartman: AHA! Kenny that's so lame!
Kenny:*frustrated* I knew you wouldn't understand...
Criss: Okay next question is for Kyle. I'm super curious myself actually. Minecraftmaniacs wants to know where you get your smarts and how.
Kyle: Well my mom's crazy smart because my dad's pretty ridiculous. Yet, he's a lawyer somehow... They're both hard workers but I usually keep my smarts by actually paying attention in class unlike some fat asses.
Cartman: Eh! Shut the fuck up Jew! The only reason anyone in your family is smart is because they're all Jews!
Kyle: Don't belittle my people fatass!
Criss: Okay last question. *snickering* Which is worse, Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus?
Cartman: Haha! They both suck!
Kyle: No way dude! Justin Bieber sucks way more!
Stan: I guess Justin Bieber sucks way more especially since some guys, *cough, cough* Not me, like to see almost naked girls on a wrecking ball.
Kenny: I really like that video Miley's a whore. Justin Bieber sucks more then... I guess.
Cartman: I hate that little fag more if I had to choose between the two.
Criss: Me too I guess...
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FanfictionDare or Ask the South Park characters anything! And I mean ANY South Park character you'd like so yeah. (like, goth kids, or even SP grown ups!) I'm adding my O.C and her siblings in this too so some of this might not make sense because of reference...