Criss: Okay two questions for Tweak.
Kyle: But Tweek's not here.
Criss: Who said he wasn't here?
In the distance: Agh, God no!
Criss: Bring him in Craig!
Craig: *comes in with a kicking, screaming Tweek* *Puts Tweek down*
Tweek: *twitching* Gah! You guys tricked me! Again! *pulling at hair*
Criss: Okay let's just give him a second...
Tweek: Gah! *trying to escape* Why aren't there windows! *scratching at the walls* Why are all the walls white... *pulling at hair* Gah! I just pulled out my hair... again!
Criss: See Tweek you are a perfect example of why we don't have windows. So if you have a question you don't want to answer you can't escape.... EVER! If we had a window Cartman would've tried to escape his dare.
Kyle: If he could fit through any window!
Kenny: *laughing his brains out*
Stan: There's no window giant enough for Cartman's ass.
Cartman: Eh, Shut up! Before I blow your nut sack with a firework!
Stan&Kyle: *silent*
Criss:Okay Tweek... minecraftmaniac wants to know why you're so damn adorable.
Tweek: Agh! Too much pressure!
Criss: Okay, well Alex thinks you should take three nice deep breathes...
Tweek: Deep breathes? Deep breathes! How am I supposed to take deep breathes? This is way too much pressure! I mean they got to the pentagon man, that means they could get to us all!
Criss: Okay so answer the question Tweek?
Tweek: Uh... *trying to calm down* Happy place... Happy place.... I guess because I'm so... Innocent?
Criss: Okay, see that wasn't too hard right, Tweek?
Tweek: Gah! What if they don't like my answer! What if they riot! What if!
Criss: Okay, thank you Tweek why don't you just sit down till we need you again..
Cartman: Damn, Tweek you're so lame!
Criss: Shut up Cartman, he did his best. Okay now question for all, who do you think would win in a fight Craig, or Tweek?
Tweek: Gah! Not this again!
Stan: Tweek will win for sure, I mean he's a monster machine when you piss him off!
Kyle: Totally, Tweek he's always getting into trouble
Cartman: No way! Craig is, he would definitely win! He doesn't flip people off without having the back bone to take them on in a fight!
Kenny: I have to say Craig, for once Cartman, makes a lot of sense.
Criss: Well what do you think, Tweek?
Tweek: Nrr! I duh, don't know! Maybe... Gah! Me?
Kyle: Told you fat ass!
Cartman: Should we make it a bet Jew?
Criss: We don't have time for that! Next question is for Craig.
Craig: Dude, I'd totally kick Tweek's ass... Now what's the question?
Criss: Alex wants to know if you like anyone.
Craig: *trying not to seem nervous* Uh... Not at the moment. Why?
Criss: She probably likes you.. But you've never liked a girl... Ever?
Craig: Nope.
Criss: Very open I see...
Craig: *flipping her off* No girl's ever seemed interested what do you want me to say?
Criss:And the truth comes out!
Craig:*flips her off* I'm out *walking away*
Tweek: Gah! Wha... Wait, I'm coming too!
*Door slams*
Criss: I ship it...
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Ask The South Park GangClosed for Requests
FanfictionDare or Ask the South Park characters anything! And I mean ANY South Park character you'd like so yeah. (like, goth kids, or even SP grown ups!) I'm adding my O.C and her siblings in this too so some of this might not make sense because of reference...
