Criss: Okay question for the goth kids!
Michael: God, why are we still here?
Pete: I don't even remembering signing any damn contract.
Criss: Please! I own your souls... I mean, yeah I got nothing.
Henrietta: Whatever *Lights cigarette*
Criss: No! *tackles her and frantically puts out cigarette*
Firkle: What's wrong you conformist?
Criss: Dumb asses there are no windows and we're not gonna breath your tobacco!
Stan: Can we just get back to the question.
Criss: Okay, Ghost_Wing has a hypothetical. What if there was a conformist who acted COMPLETELY goth but didn't want to be goth but acts goth would that confuse you?
Michael: Of course not.
Firkle: What???
Henrietta: How conformist are we talking here?
Pete: I think she'd just be another pussy conformist because she doesn't want to be a goth in the first place!
All goths: Yeah.
Criss: Okay another question for the goths. Lily's sister wants to know if she can join your clique. She's goth she smokes, drinks coffee, etc.
Michael: There's a lot more to being goth than smoking!
Pete: Yeah what if she's totally girly and focuses on... *acts disgusted*
All goths: *in unison with disgusted faces* relationships..
Firkle: Besides our clique is closed off from girls!
Michael: Yeah, I hate to say this but Henrietta doesn't like other girls in our clique. And I think I'm starting see why.
Henrietta: Oh my god, you guys are so embarrassing..
Pete: Yeah especially since these two tried joining and made us look like complete ass holes *points to Stan and Criss*
Criss: OK moving on! Question for everyone.
Pete: Us too?
Criss: I don't know if you want I guess but it's kind of an awkward question.
Firkle: *crossing arms* No way I'm not gonna conform with the rest of you sissies!
Henrietta: Yeah me neither, you guys just live in your own Disney fairy tale world!
Pete: I'm the biggest non-conformist here no way I'm answering some dumb question!
Michael: I'm so non-conformist that I'm not gonna conform with the rest of you... I'll do it.
All goths (except for Michael): We just got goth served... Yeah.
Criss: Okay the question is from abbey_vella, who is the fairest maiden in the land,
Kenny: *opening mouth to speak*
Criss: *quickly interrupts* Besides Princess Kenny
Kenny: *nods approvingly*
Criss: I think it's me!
Kyle: I still say it should be Rebecca Cotswald.
Criss: That's only because you have a crush on her!
Kyle: Yeah I like her and you like yourself so I don't see why you would affect my answer.
Stan: Obviously Wendy Testaburger.
Criss: Again, because you like her.
Stan: Well, what do you want me to say! If I say anything else Wendy will kill me!
Kenny: Who's better than princess Kenny? Wait I know my sister! Karen. or Tammy Warner, or Kelly or. *jokingly* Criss!
Criss: Don't push me poor boy.
Kenny: What I'm trying to answer the question as honestly... As... Possible.
Criss: Shut up. Okay last is kind of a question. If you know the following quote you win a cookie!
Cartman: Finally something I can benefit from! *secretly takes out phone*
Criss: This is the quote. "If your from Africa,why are you white? Oh my god Karen you can't just ask people why their white!"
Kyle: Oh, I know... Wait no drawing a blank.
Stan: Oh, that's from! *gets mouth covered by Cartman*
Cartman: It's from mean girls! Now, where the hell is my cookie!
Kyle: *Puts hands in fists* Cartman! you fat ass! You just know that because you looked at your phone. *grabs phone out of Cartman's hand* You are a fat ass.
Stan: That's what I was gonna say Karen says the first quote, and Gretchen says the Oh, my god quote.
Kenny: How, the hell do you know that?
Stan: I have a sister remember? She's old enough to know what Mean Girls is.
Criss: *gives Stan cookie*
Cartman: Eh! Where's mine!
Criss: I don't condone cheating fat ass! Okay last question. Ghost_Wing wants to know how you feel about her friend. She eats a lot more than you like 10 times more than you but she's totally skinny.
Cartman: I'm just big boned! If I weren't big boned I'd be as skinny as that anorexic bitch!
Criss: *sarcastically* Sure.
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Ask The South Park GangClosed for Requests
FanfictionDare or Ask the South Park characters anything! And I mean ANY South Park character you'd like so yeah. (like, goth kids, or even SP grown ups!) I'm adding my O.C and her siblings in this too so some of this might not make sense because of reference...
