Criss: Okay Kenny CreativeWhacko wants to know why you're so perverted and what's so good about girls.
Kenny: What's not good about girls! I like them titties.
Stan: Are we really just gonna sit here and listen to Kenny's gross remarks?
Criss: Okay, Stan's got a point, answer the first question then I promise you can go on night and day about girl's and their titties.
Kyle: Be careful of what you say Criss.
Kenny: Pfft,A lot of people ask me why I'm perverted so here we go. It's just who I am. Nothing was ever censored or sugar coated towards me when I was a kid. Honestly though I like toilet humor better why do you think I watch Terrance and Phililp? Pornography is my favorite but I'm not allowed to get into that... If I weren't so perverted I'd just be boring cause no one ever really pays attention to me. Now can I talk about titties?
Criss: *looking dully at him* Fine a promise is a promise but don't cross the line because I'm not afraid to spray you with water.
Kenny: Girls equals titties, titties equals happy dick. That's what's so great about girls.
Criss: *Sprays him with water* Bad Kenny.
Kenny: *wiping face* I knew you couldn't handle the truth!
Criss: *sprays again*
Kenny: Stop it! Fine that's not the only reason girls are good. God just stop spraying that fucking water!
Criss: *puts bottle away* Okay go on McCormick.
Kenny: I respect girls because they have feelings too besides I have a little sister and I don't want no man whore making her pregnant. Besides girls are more, high tech than guys. They're... Interesting.
Criss: You mean they're smart!
Kenny: *nods*
Criss: You deserve a hug Kenny bring it in!
Kenny: Uh.... I think I'll pass...
Criss: Why?
Kenny: *coughing* Um come here Kyle.
Kyle: Okay?
Kenny: *whispering*
Kyle: AH! Sick dude!
Criss: I don't wanna know...
Cartman: *yawns obnoxiously* God you guys are making me sleep! Come on next question's for me right? *flexes imaginary biceps*
Criss: *rolls eyes* Actually this question is for everyone! PoketrainerFangirl wants to know if you'll take her on an adventure.
Kyle: *obviously joking* What?? Nothing exciting ever happens in South Park!
Stan: *covering snickering* Yeah this is just a quiet mountain town.
Cartman: What da fuck?
Criss: Just answer the questions morons.
Kyle: You can't just ask! That's ridiculous!
Stan: Yeah it's not like we choose to go on adventures.
Kenny: Yeah it's not like we wake up and automatically decide. "Hey fuck it! I don't care about my life let's go to Afghanistan where any fucking little kid can own a gun and bring Christmas!
Cartman: Yeah besides you gotta be in our circle to go on adventures with us!
Criss: Hey! Then why the hell do I get sucked into your mayhem.
Kyle: Because you're always around us you're not really in our circle. Adventures just comes randomly.
Criss: *growling* Shut up before I make you Broflavski!
Kyle: Well you asked a question and my job's to answer it. As fully as possible.
Criss: Aah! Prepare to die Jew boy! *tackles him*
Cartman: Fuck yeah! Bash on Kyle time! *gets ready to tackle.
Stan: Woah!
Kenny: *pulls them apart*
Stan: I thought the whole reason you were here was to ask questions and keep the damn peace, Criss!
Criss: *catching breath* Okay... Sorry.
Kenny: *pointing finger at Criss* And don't ever look like you're having a threesome in front of me especially if I'm not allowed in. Plus don't give me that image of Cartman!
Criss: *sprays Kenny*
Kyle: So basically yeah, Poketrainerfangirl you gotta roll with us...
Cartman: *interrupting* or stalk us like Criss.
Criss: *facepalm*
Kyle: Yeah that too if you want to go adventuring.
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Ask The South Park GangClosed for Requests
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