Criss: Ok question for Michael.
Cartman: You mean the faggy goth kid?
Kyle: Still glad you're not a goth anymore, Stan.
Stan: Please, that was just a phase.
*Michael walks in with Henrietta, Firkle, and Pete.
Criss: OK so ChrismaThomas wants to know why you're always complaining about all the conformists when you conform with everything your friends do. So she's basically calling you a hypocrite.
Stan: And a conformist.
Michael: I don't conform with everyone. Pft, I did the dance competition! *rolls eyes*
Criss: *sarcastically*Yeah you did one non-conformist thing so you're totally not a hypocrite!
Michael: Whatever. *crossing arms*
Kyle: And you only came if your friends could come...
Michael: *flips them off and barges out of room*
Criss: Okay, James has a question for Craig. What would you say if James told you he knows someone who likes you.
Craig: Why am I still here...
Criss: I drugged you and dragged you here...
Everyone: *staring blankly at her*
Criss: I'm joking! Gosh... Kinda... Just answer the question Craig.
Craig: I wouldn't care, she's gotta meet my standards. She's gotta be able to stand on her own fight in her own battles and she's gotta be pretty.
Criss: Understandable.
Craig: Yeah I hate helpless girls reminds me of my sister. Gah. Oh, and I don't mind if she's a rebel goody two shoes are too boring.
Criss: okay next question is for Kyle, Ghost_Wing she says she's catholic but she knows a lot of Jewish songs. And she means A LOT! Is that wrong?
Cartman: Then, she's a Jew. There, next question!
Kyle: No you retard music is just music. It doesn't matter what your religion if you like it then you like it.
Cartman: No I'm pretty sure she's just a beaty eyed Jew like you. Hey, maybe she can be your girlfriend!
Kyle: God damn it Cartman SHUT UP!
Criss: *snickering* Okay last question is for Kenny and you, Cartman. Masha_0404 wants to know if you want to go prank Scotty and get a pony to bite off his balls. Also, they said Kenny, don't open the oven or you'll... Die? Last thing Masha_0404 wants to know if they can be Princess Kenny's prince. Ok now answer!
Kenny: Well your damn too late! I've been killed in the oven at least twice! *Slams door and leaves*
Criss: That was odd okay how 'bout you fat boy?
Cartman: I'm just big boned! And by Scotty do you mean, Scott Tenerman?
Criss: Yes now answer the question!
Cartman: And I tried that years ago! You're too late! Besides I did something much better than just taking away his balls and pride, I took away his sweet darling parents! *rubs hands together evily*
Kyle: Yeah too bad his dad ended up being your dad, ginger. *laughing*
Cartman: Shut up! I swear Kyle you say that again and you'll have a lot more to deal with than two dead parents!
Kyle: God, okay.
*door opens*
Princess Kenny: *In a pink frilly dress with orange parka under* *in muffled girl voice* Can I join in you guys? *flirtatiously flutters,eyelashes*
Stan: Kenny you know you didn't have to dress up like Princess Kenny to answer a damn question.
Princess Kenny: *muffled girl voice* Silence yourself you belch licking vagina!
Stan: *looking dully at her/him*
Criss: *playing the role* *goes on one knee grabbing Kenny's hand* Welcome to our kingdom my lady now may you please answer thy question? *kisses his/her hand*
Cartman: *trying so hard not to laugh*
Kyle: *rolls eyes* Oh god *facepalm*
Princess Kenny: *flattered* Well if I had to choose a knight I'd say you!
Criss: Okay you went past the joke Kenny.
Princess Kenny:*muffled girl voice* How dare you! Marsha_0404 get her out of here!
*virtial shadows kick Criss out of the solid white room*
Criss: How dare you! Ow, *hits floor* Well I guess that's all for today, then!
Princess Kenny: Good! Can I get out of this dress now?!
Everyone: *facepalm*
Picture of Princess Kenny at the side (Still LOVE Kenny either way XD)-------->
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Ask The South Park GangClosed for Requests
FanfictionDare or Ask the South Park characters anything! And I mean ANY South Park character you'd like so yeah. (like, goth kids, or even SP grown ups!) I'm adding my O.C and her siblings in this too so some of this might not make sense because of reference...
