𝕊𝕜𝕪 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕕𝕤 (various! haikyuu x male reader) one shot

Playful Hacker

Tech savvy! Shirabu x Hacker! Male reader

Tech AU

"the systems down again! UGH WE NEED RAIDER ASAP!" 

"sir! r-raider said it was his day off today so he's not here at work" an employee said with fear, "sir Naru, you just turned it off. see" shirabu presses the on button, Naru apologizes and quickly checks his documents then screams out "MY DOCUMENTS ARE MISSING!!" '(y/n)...' shirabu could hear his boyfriend giggling in the air.

(y/n) was the companies best hacker, he would usually play tricks on the employees and make them think someone stole their important things or their precious files. "I'll find (y/n)" he walks out of the room and press the lift button.

"(y/n) why did you even do something like this..." when the lift door opens, he gets in and presses the floor number he was on and waits for the lift to activate...

"(y/n) stop fucking around with peoples documents, you know how scared and mad they'll be when they find out its you" shirabu burst open the doors and successfully scared (y/n), "why not? Their expression is just good as having to see the CEO of xxx looking for the culprit who stole his wife's dairy" (y/n) jokingly said and lays back into his gamer chair, "if one day the company finds a better hacker, they won't hesitate to fire you" 

"fine I'll stop~ but what am I getting on return?" 

"a month's worth of premium fruit tart and smoothie from lara's forest café" 

"deal! Their pretty hard to get, I suppose my tech savvy boyfriend must've got the hang of booking their products early from me~" (y/n) snaps his fingers and the lights turn on by itself, for a hacker like him, his room was unusually clean thanks to shirabu occasionally coming in to help him clean his room.

"so when will you give back the document my dear hacker boyfriend?" 

"maybe tomorrow~ I'm feeling tired after having to deal with 15 rookie hackers today" (y/n) reaches his arms out to shirabu, "your absolutely shameless aren't you?" shirabu pick him up without effort and carries him to his twin bed and drops him on it. "oof, you should be careful! What if I happen to fall and injured myself?" 

"no one will believe that bullshit except for me" "fine fine, I wonder how the hell did you put up with me in the first place to begin with?" (y/n) lays down and hugs his white mochi plushie, "first off, you were a hacker looking for a LEGAL job in japan, next you happen to find me struggling with my computer which had a virus and you fixed it without much work, thirdly you were the one who accepted my confession last year..." 

"it was too cute! I was surprised when you actually confessed" "shut up! Just forget about that day will you?" he throws a pillow towards (y/n).

"whatever~ I'm your only playful hacker and you love me~" 

"yes I will..."