𝕊𝕜𝕪 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕕𝕤 (various! haikyuu x male reader) one shot

Baby (y/n)?!

Nekoma x baby! Male reader

(baby as in (y/n) was turned into a baby after drinking something he shouldn't have)

High school AU

Ah... Another day at nekoma high, it's totally fine... NOT.

Lev was freaking out in the storage room not knowing what to do with the child in his hands, next to him was fukunaga playing high five with their manager, "gaa!" the baby smiles and follows fukunaga's hand and high fives it with his tiny chubby hands.

"what do we do fukunaga senpai??" lev asked almost in tears, his hand was carrying their manager, (y/n) who had turned into a baby after drinking grape juice. If it had not been for him(lev), who knows what will happen to this chubby, cute and innocent baby? 

"should we ask the others to help us out?" lev lifts the baby up and pats his back "the others can help out with this, maybe they know how to take care of a kid." 

"maybe?? I'm more worried about (y/n)..." lev sulks, the others were going to come soon which lev feared that.

"we have to tell the others about this.." "tell us about what?" yaku asked, lev screams bloody murder and turns around to see yaku looking at him with his eyebrow raised. "oh yaku-senpai, you scared me just now, I almost thought you were a talking gnome-" 

Yaku kicks lev and angrily responded back "well I'm sorry for being too short in your height meter but I'm the senior one in this group and I will do whatever I want to you giant pole." 

"yaa~ Ku!" baby (y/n) hears the familiar voice of his senior and said, clapping his hands and making more baby noises "hm? You want yaku?" fukunaga shifts his arms and carries (y/n) in a more comfortable position. "yaku!" (y/n) turns his head and stretches out his cute baby arms towards the shorter senior.

"who brought in a kid? Did that stupid bedhead kuroo did that again?" yaku turns his attention away when he hears his name get called out by a kid's voice, "yaku! Yaku!" (y/n) brightens up and calls out to yaku, his chubby hands reaches out for the sandy blond hair, "he looks like (y/n), but smaller..." yaku mutters and lets the child feel his hair.

"he is (y/n)." fukunaga and lev said simultaneously and yaku takes the child from fukunaga and carries him in his arms, just a touch of his soft skin was enough to make yaku's heart explode and his cute chubby face with his cute (e/c) eyes and soft hair...

"..." "um, yaku?" lev calls out to the shorter senpai and even tried snapping his fingers to get his attention, "I think he's in a trance from feeling how soft baby (y/n)'s skin was." fukunaga said pointing towards his dilated eyes. 

"what about the others?" lev said and looks around, on cue the others came in. 

Kenma pov 

"kenma stop playing with your phone, we're at the basketball court." kuroo said but I ignore him and continued playing my games. 

Since when did he care about me? I'd rather let (y/n) take care of me then have him do all the work... (y/n)'s more reliable anyways-

-GASP- "IS THAT (Y/N)?? HE'S SO CUTE!!" kuroo all of a sudden shouts and dashes past me, was (y/n) not cute enough before for you, you damn rooster hair? I look up and saw kuroo's back facing me. "what's going on over there?" 

"Da!" a child's voice perked up and a short hand lifts up into the air and puts it back down "kuwaa!" 

'a baby?' I paused my game quickly and walked beside kuroo to see a chubby and cute child, his hair and eyes was similar to (y/n)'s, it was almost as if (y/n) had a child replica of himself. "kenken!!" the baby looks towards my direction and reaches his hands out to me, "hello there little one." I use my index finger and let the baby (y/n) replica hold onto it. 

"is this really (y/n)?" kuroo looks at lev and fukunaga who nodded their head, "(y/n) said he found some grape juice in the storage room and drank it without a second thought! Me and fukunaga tried to stop him but he gulped it down without hesitation.." 

"(y/n) turned into a baby not long after when we were trying to get the volleyball net." 

"so this kid is him?" I said and took the baby from kuroo, baby (y/n) didn't seem to mind and started to pat his hands on my chest. 'it's so cute?!!' I tighten my grip and hug the child "kenken!" 

How can baby (y/n) be this cute?????? 

"this is now my child." I stated and turned my back towards the others intending of keeping (y/n) in this form. 

End of kenma pov

EEEEEHHHHH?!?!!

"you can't just keep (y/n) as a kid kenma, what if his parents find out he's gone missing?" kai stops kenma from leaving by grabbing onto his volleyball jacket, "kea!" the baby babbles and stuck out it's short tongue at kai, "don't worry, his parent's won't mind if it's me anyways. After all, I'm his best friend." kenma rolls his eyes and answers the obvious.

"but I'M his best friend as well! Aren't all of us best friends with (y/n)? So that means I get to keep him." kuroo raises his voice slightly in a dramatic tone and reaches for the baby, baby (y/n) didn't know anything about what was going on about surrounding the group of familiar faces but one things for sure is that he was just happy. Happy to be with people he knew.

For the next good 10 or 15 minutes, the nekoma members were fighting amongst themselves telling others that they'll be taking (y/n) back with them.

Coach Nekomata came in to see a disaster had struck the court, sitting at the benches were fukunaga and baby (y/n) who was sleeping peacefully while a war broke out among the members, "what is going on in here?" nekomata shouts angrily to the members.

"it was them not me!" kuroo immediately points towards yamamoto and kenma with their nail-like claws out ready to fight to the death for (y/n). 

"explain the situation kuroo, I can't believe all of you are fighting over something useless in the end..." nekomata said and puts his hand onto his head clearly having seen enough of his volleyball team members fight.

"they were fighting over who would get to bring (y/n) home coach, he has currently turned into a baby.." fukunaga stands up holding baby (y/n) in his arms and showed it to coach nekomata.

Baby (y/n) was still asleep and mumbles blabbing on, nekomata inspects the baby and raised his head and turns to face the others "you all were fighting over him?" 

"they did." fukunaga answered on the others behalf and patted (y/n)'s back, "haaa... What has become of this team without my grandson?" nekomata said and takes the baby form into his arms "if any of you scores the most points, you'll be able to take my grandson home for the night." 

"thank you coach nekomata." kuroo thanks the coach and practice started, their eyes filled with determine and aggressive rivalry. All of them wanted to take (y/n) home and dress him up in baby clothes, nekomata could only sigh and pat his baby grandson in his arms and wait for the result...

Think of any ending you wish, I can't write anymore ;-;