𝕊𝕜𝕪 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕕𝕤 (various! haikyuu x male reader) one shot

Squirrel

Vice-General Aran x healer male reader

Assassin AU

"hey hey did you see on the night page forum?!" a new recruit in inarizaki said pulling out his phone and showing his friends a picture.

"yeah, it totally took everyone by surprise, I didn't expect it to be true." his glasses friend said and nods his head, "and I thought I had a chance..." not much was said from his gloomy and sulking red hair friend.

"what's up with him?" "oh Kira said that he wanted to confess his feelings to the healer but ended getting rejected instead saying he's already in a relationship with someone." 

"sheesh, tough luck kira, better luck next time." "better luck my ass, my heart may be broken but my adoration for healer (n/n)-chan will continue even if it meant I have to become one of his secret admirers!" 

"by the way, sebastian, did you hear about the new rumor circling around?" 

"yeah it was about vice general Aran and the lovely..." the glasses recruit looks at kira and whispers "(y/n)." 

"really? What does the rumor say?" 

"that their in a secret relationship." "what???" kira hears about it and wants in on the rumor. 

"well, it said that both aran and (y/n) were seen outside on campus on a date!" 

"... You've got to be joking right?" "yeah, are you sure your not exaggerating yourself? Vice general aran isn't the type to be in relationship that easily, let alone keeping a secret unless its the miya twins." 

"well yeah but I got proof! See!" the glasses recruit pulls out his phone and shows them a blurry photo which they can BARELY see clearly and two obvious figures one holding the other hand with drinks in their hand.

"..." 

"you call this blurry ass photo proof? It could be anyone!" "well maybe but it looks similar to (y/n) and the other aran!" 

"god why am I even friends with you?" 

"I'm not joking look! This white jacket has black strips going down to his sleeve much similar to (y/n)'s and the other black jacket with bright pink sakura is aran's!" 

"since when were you this observant?" 

Sebastian whispers to kira in a hushed tone " what if he's a stalker? Maybe that explains it." and kira nods along.

"I'm not a stalker! I'm saying it is them! I even posted it on the school forum?"

"and the result?" 

"... No one believes its them."

"yep. Knew it, let's go get lunch from the bakery, their having a buy 3 get 1 free sale." "I hope the custard bread is on sale, I might buy three if they do..." kira and Sebastian ignores the pleas of their four eyes friend as he kept on telling them that he was sure it was aran and (y/n) in the picture.

"aran? What are you doing here?" a voice from his right side caught his attention, 'aran?!' he turns his head as quick as he could and sees aran walking in with a bouquet of baby's breath.

He quickly hides behind a bush and watches as aran gives (y/n) a quick kiss on the lips and gives him the bouquet "I recently got back from my mission and wanted to see you." 

"you idiot, you could've just made an appointment if you wanted, thanks for these." (y/n) huffs and takes the bouquet of baby's breath from him and puts it next to his laptop "by the way, hows those three new recruits of yours doing? Are they still a handful to deal with?" 

"kira is doing fine with his spearing skills, Sebastian.. Not so much in using a sword, but Takeshi seems to be more fearful of me ever since he found out about us." and cue aran looking out the window.

'crap! D-Did aran knew from the start??' takeshi hides in the bushes, scared for his life "takeshi? Isn't he the one who wore those round glasses?" 

"yeah, I managed to distort the picture just enough to make it seem like it wasn't us." aran looks back at (y/n), "how about having dinner at Macy's? I'll make it fancier by adding some candles and rose petals if you want~" he slides his arm around (y/n)'s waist and pulls him closer.

"oh stop it~ you sound weird just saying that, I don't mind if it's fancy or not. Just being with you is good enough for me." (y/n) wraps his arms around aran's neck and pulls him into a kiss.

Takeshi slowly pokes his head out from the bushes and watches as both kissed without a care in the world, 'I gotta get a picture to get evide-' 

Before he could take a snapshot, aran gives him the glare that said 'take it if you dare.' look.

'... Fuck getting evidence, I'm outta here!' takeshi makes a run for it, aran pulls away and (y/n) ask "what was that?" 

"just a squirrel (n/n)."