𝕊𝕜𝕪 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕕𝕤 (various! haikyuu x male reader) one shot

Why must it be you four...

No romantic relationship in this chapter. Just a fun day at the amusement park with MSBY.

Theme park AU

"you four! Get your asses down here quickly or I'm gonna leave without you." (y/n), the manager of MSBY black jackals yells throughout the villa.

"coming~" hinata quickly grabs his bag and appears outside followed by bokuto then atsumu and lastly the germaphobe.. 

"geez you four, why can't you all be ready like your captain?" (y/n) whacks them on the head and enters the van, "ow... I'm never going to get used to his karate chops..." "we wouldn't be getting all the beating you would just choose one shirt to wear." atsumu glares at bokuto, "I don't know okay? Mostly it's either akaashi or my mom who tells me what to wear."

"what are you? A mama's boy??? Your already 24 and your still asking your mom what to wear?? Just throw on a godamn shirt and pants!" Atsumu scolds bokuto, "oi! You two hurry up your nagging." "we're coming." 

At the amusement park, (y/n) takes a head count and confirms that everyone is here. "great, now who wants to go to the insane roller coaster?" he looks down at the mini map of the carnival then up at the others, Hinata, Bokuto and Adriah raised their hands up excited like a kid being brought to their favourite theme park.

"okay then, adriah, your in charge of these two. Goodbye." (y/n) pushes hinata and bokuto over to him and watches as they dashed off into the distance. 

"the rest... I have no idea what to do, you guys just do whatever you want. I'm going to window shop the stores." (y/n) sighs and leaves the group, "wait what about us?" "do whatever you want I already said didn't I?" "well yes but-" "goodbye trouble kids."

Lets skip 30 minutes after, everything was fine. Unfortunately, (y/n) looked around and spots Adriah, this time with additional two more, atsumu and sakusa. 

"what ride next?" "oh! The creepy fun house? Hows that one?" "I mean I don't mind but please just try not to punch the employees please?" Adriah begged them, 'oh boy, I wonder how Shugo and Shion are doing.' 

(y/n) slips into a cafe and orders himself an affogato with a slice of black forest cake. 

20 minutes LATER...

Cue the phone ringing~ 

(y/n) checks the caller and it was Adriah. 

"hello?" 

"(y/n), we fucked up." 

"what now?"

"you know how you said you'll kill us if we embarrass ourselves again?"

(y/n) suddenly had a bad feeling and narrows his eyes "what did you do?"

"... It was bokuto and Atsumu's fault! They punched the employee!" 

"where are you?" 

"Haunted house." 

'those IDIOTS..' "stay where you are, I'm coming." 

"please hurry, the manager is pissed."

'they got the manager involved??!' (y/n) ends the call and quickly head over to the haunted house. 

"you four! Why is it always you four that causes trouble everytime we go to an amusement park?" (y/n) stomps over and without hesitation, gives them a fistful punch to the head. 

"OW!" 

"It hurts!" 

"Urk! Why do I deserve it?" 

"tch..." 

"I'm sorry..." Adriah wasn't spared either.

"I'm so sorry for causing your employees trouble! I'll apologise on behalf of these idiots." (y/n) turns around and apologise to them. 

"please don't take this to court I'll make sure to pay as much as you want." (y/n) stands up straight and looks at the manager and the employee. "we won't go to court but my employee would like an apology from the wild... Hair?" 

"oh you mean him? I'll make sure he apologises, come on kotaro, you damn wild owl hair like human.." (y/n) pulls bokuto by his fore arm and forcefully makes him bow to apologise to the employee who was punched.

"I'm sorry... ToT" 

"its fine, but could you please keep your hands to yourself? Your fist felt like rocks." 

"eheheh, sorry." bokuto apologise again and they left the haunted house.

After that, (y/n) brings them to the same cafe he was at and told them to wait here while he calls for Shugo and Shion.