𝕊𝕜𝕪 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕕𝕤 (various! haikyuu x male reader) one shot

Haunted house(?)

Ukai & ghost child male reader (because yes)

Haunted AU

(note I thought of this idea cause I was bored and have no other ideas to do.)

"hey, hey Kenshin~" (y/n) taps on ukai's shoulder his translucent hand tapping gently on the tired man's shoulder.

"... What is it (y/n)?" Ukai answers back, "can you make something for me to eat? I'm hungry~" 

"aren't you always hungry? And aren't you a ghost? How can I possibly feed you if I can't cook?" 

"then order takeaway! That's what your good at aren't you? And you own a convenient store too you know, just buy some cup noodles from there and feed me!" (y/n) pushes ukai off the couch and pouts "I want to eat!" 

"okay okay! Fine I'll make you some! Just stop annoying me!" ukai gives in an stands up from the couch and walks into the kitchen to find whatever food he could make. 

"oh I want the mochi's too! Since your not eating it I'll eat it." (y/n) appears next to ukai and opens the fridge to find the mochi, "oi those are mine," "and you don't eat sweets. So they must be for me~" 

Ukai rolls his eyes, this little kid knows too much about him. 

Had he knew that this apartment was haunted with a child ghost he should've gotten out of there as soon as possible, but what did he do instead? He decided to stay and feed the little monster, causing his money to deteriorate downwards.

But in return, (y/n) gave him unimaginable luck. One time he even won the lottery of 10 million yen and treated (y/n) to a buffet he personally booked. 

"hey I told you not to eat it raw or you'll get a stomach ache." Ukai pulls (y/n) away from the raw salmon and puts him on the dining chair and went back to cooking. (y/n) pouts but continues to eat his mochi while waiting for Ukai.

"are you done?" 

"no."

"are you done?"

"no."

"are you done?"

"no." 

"are you done?"

"no and stop asking me that!"

"but I'm hungry~ give me something to eat~" (y/n) whines and stretches out his tiny hands across the counter to show his hands and cute face. 

"fine fine! Here, eat this and this." ukai opens the fridge and gives the whining ghost child a glass of milk and some leftover manjuu he was saving for later, "but I don't like milk." 

"you have to, if you want your bones to grow stronger." 

"but I'm a ghost..." (y/n) says and pushes the glass of milk away from the plate of manjuu, 'shit... I almost forgot.' ukai wanted to smack his head with his hands for forgetting that ghosts don't have real bones...

"if you drink finish the milk, I'll let you watch horror games." ukai puts his phone in front of (y/n) and continues to cook.

"...! Really?" (y/n) takes the phone and types in ukai's password and heads into youtube to watch others play horror games.

After an hour and a half, ukai finishes making the soup and turns around to check up on (y/n), only to find (y/n) had fallen asleep while holding his phone as the video continued to play. Next to him was a plate with crumbs and a half drank glass of milk.

He sighed as his efforts in making the soup was left untouched by the one who said he was hungry, ukai takes his phone back and turns it off. He tries picking up the little child but of course his hands go through his transparent body so instead he grabs (y/n)'s comfort blanket and drapes it over his body.

"make sure not to get sick okay? You little brat." ukai smiles and walks back to the couch to continue watching the news.