Everyone has doctor's appointments, right? If not, you've been to some other public space where even the most serene individual can lose their patience with obnoxious individuals... Right?
Office Visit
Skip off the elevator
Woman sits outside of door
It's strange since there's a waiting room
Warning look, why did I ignore
Turn handle of office door
Female on tirade, voice booms
Sharing her family scandal
Audience silent as she fumes
There are many ear drums to break
Not all have been rendered deaf yet
Don't want to willingly partake
In narcissist's blaring vignette
Captive to bizarre drama
Press video on my phone
Covertly record woman
Who she eviscerates, unknown
Nervously avoid eye contact
Furtive twitchy glances her way
Don't want to attract attention
Viral content to replay
She laments on her perfect son
Spews venom at daughter-in-law
Grandchildren fare no better
Wicked tongue goes blah blah blah
Blowhard's blocked inner office door
Omniscient that she will be next
Oh please nurse, take me, I implore
For now, she's even got me vexed
I am miraculously called
Awkwardly maneuver her mass
Winning YouTube has been stonewalled
Rescued from a woman so crass
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Five Year Poem Plan - Part 2
PoetryA continuation of my Five Year Poem Plan, Part 1.
