Five Year Poem Plan - Part 2

Week 206 - Gotta Go

How many different words are used to describe one action, doo-doo(ing)?  Why is it embarrassing or funny to discuss loo situations?

Gotta Go

I've really got to go

It's time to pay the check

You retort with "but why"

Then adding "what the heck?"

I whisper "Tink preferences"

Again, I politely explain

My sensitive clad clenched cheeks

Don't do unfamiliar terrain

Ass I knew would occur

You suggest the exotic

Foreigner in the corner

Whose name John - idiotic

The horror of others stink

Too many strangers near

I'll hold out for home

To satisfy my rear

Fanny rises from her chair

Purposely heads out the door

She's not going to let up

Her pressure I can't ignore

Traffic forward and behind

Look in the rear-view mirror

Signal to exit highway

To satisfy posterior

Gluteus Maximus clench

Now my tush I'll have to bare

Totally random commode

My very worst nightmare

A gas station, I gasp

What bum has been here last

My derrière exposed

To a highly checkered past

I do the heinie hover

Pray germs can't jump too high

Holding undies, pants, and purse

Wave my dignity goodbye

I'll not be caught unawares

my keisters future secure

Roasting a rump roast at home

Saves this backsides future