Questionable Choices [Yan!DSMP x Reader]

Chapter 3: Dsb Hzkmzk? (:

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You are now texting Karl_Jacobs.

I am 100% certain that I've met you before somewhere sometime

Either that or I'm tripping

You're tripping

I don't think we've ever met

You sure?

We must have

Theré s no way I woudl just recognize this name like istg we must have met or I must have heard from you or sth

I don't know Y/N really

Also what kind of a username is BusinessCat69

Business Cat was the first image I downloaded on this phone

And 69 is a funny number

And Business Cat is my pfp

Don't judge "Karl_Jacobs"

You're lucky I can find your real name under your username, otherwise I would have already blocked you

Cringe

Why can't you people let me enjoy life in peace

OH HOLD UP

DO YOU KNOW QUACKITY

Oh god, yeah

OH SHIT

DIDN'T YOU GUYS DATE

THAT'S WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM YOU'RE HIS FIANCE

No?

What?

I'm not engaged to him

Bitch you are

We called one time and you and Sapnap were talking about some project

I can't remember why Quackity didn't know about it but there was some reasonable and logic explanation that I didn't bother remembering it

He's not my fiancé

Yes he fucking is

He still wears that goddamn ring bro

I never met you and Sap irl but I know that you guys are fucking engaged don't try to tell me otherwise

You literlaly told me what the wedding would be like

I did not

I have never called you or even spoken to you

We've never met

God fucking dammit

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You curse to yourself, wondering if some god above is messing with you or if you dreamt it or if life is a lie and nothing is real. The first and the last are probably true, but you are so fucking certain that you have talked to Karl before.