• January 10, 2017 •
[ Tim <•> Zach ]
T: so you deleted the message?
Z: what was I supposed to do?
T: you were supposed to not do a lot of things; the first one is deleting the message and the second one is telling me, of all people, about it.
Z: what's that supposed to mean?
T: oh come on...
T: have you forgotten the reputation I have of being a nosy nuisance who loves too much drama for his own good?
Z: no. One can't simply forget that since it's such a dominant part of your personality.
T: exactly. And you told me a secret of this caliber knowing full well that I can't keep my mouth shut.
Z: but if I hadn't told you, you would have found out either way.
Z: since you are a medal worthy nosy nuisance.
T: ...
T: fair enough.
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T: so let's get everything straight, you confided in me and want me to help you out without snitching up on you.
Z: exactly.
T: sadly, that would require payment.
Z: how much?
T: ...
T: you are actually agreeing to that?
Z: ...
Z: yes?
T: like that's a first. Connor never agreed to pay me even a dollar for all the shit he has put me through. Compared to the mess he cooks up, your situation is like a cup of tea.
Z: and you're still not going to do it for free.
T: ah, is that guilt-tripping I detect?
Z: forget it.
Z: what's the payment?
T: I'm a simple man who loves coffee. Coffee's the payment.
Z: but I wanted to ask Kara out for coffee, not you.
T: ...
T: first of all, that was very rude.
T: I am a great person to hang out with at coffee shops!
T: you want a 10/10 date, man? Look no further, here I am.
Z: ...
T: offering my services for literally no monetary payment.
T: except for the regular a dozen cups of coffee per hour.
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Z: I feel like a date with you at a coffee shop would be an absolute fail.
T: WHAT?
T: WHY?
T: HOW?
Z: 😂
T: NOOOOOOOOO
T: explain yourself.
Z: if you and your "date" went to a coffee shop, you would literally pay attention only to your coffee.
Z: that would be infuriating for the other party.
T: oh...
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A Million Reasons | K. Danvers ✔
Fanfiction"I've got a hundred million reasons to walk away, But baby I just need one good one to stay." [Kara Danvers] [Started: 02/03/2021] [Completed: 07/16/2022] Cover made by @Purplemist14
