[44] Birthday Boy

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• May 19, 2017 •

[ The Supernaturals ]

Kon-El has added 2 members to the group.

Kara Zor-El: what is the meaning of this?

Kon-El: the meaning of what?

Kara Zor-El: and have you looked at the title?

Kara Zor-El: Supernaturals, really?

Kon-El: well, it's the truth so...

Kal-El: hey I like the title.

Kon-El: see, thank you.

Kara Zor-El: 🙄

Kal-El: but this is a new group chat?

Kal-El: what for?

Kon-El: for necessary reasons, obviously.

Kara Zor-El: I doubt that.

Kon-El: oh come on, you know what I'm talking about.

Kara Zor-El: oh...

Kon-El: exactly.

Kal-El: what happened?

Kon-El: so you don't know about the spacecraft that almost crashed this morning?

Kal-El: ...

Kara Zor-El: you seriously don't know?

Kal-El: no, I know, of course.

Kal-El: I'm sorry I couldn't be there.

Kon-El: ...

Kara Zor-El: ...

Kon-El: okay so you knew and you're sorry you couldn't be there but you didn't even bother checking up on us until we brought this up?

Kara Zor-El: my thoughts exactly.

Kal-El: I'm sorry...

Kal-El: it's just that Bruce has been spiraling ever since his biological son joined the family. He takes up all my attention and patience these days.

Kara Zor-El: ...

Kon-El: ...

Kal-El: just because he knows I am a parent, he automatically assumes I would know how to deal with his crises.

Kara Zor-El: wait, you're saying that?

Kon-El: the ultimate ray of sunshine and Metropolis' hope, Superman, is saying that?

Kal-El: yes.

Kal-El: Damian is no less than a crisis.

Kon-El: actually, we were about to tell you about a bigger crisis we have here.

Kal-El: can anything be a bigger crisis than Bruce and his little demon?

Kara Zor-El: I'm tempted to ask, who are you and what have you done to Clark Kent?

Kal-El: ...

Kal-El: I need some coffee...

Kal-El: ...

Kon-El: tbh, I feel sorry for him.

Kara Zor-El: yeah but we do have a bigger crisis so...

Kal-El: alright, so what happened other than Metropolis almost obliterating due to that spacecraft crash...?

Kon-El: that spacecraft obviously had an occupant who's very much alive and breathing right now.

Kal-El: oh...

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