[38] The Case Of The Stolen Cigarettes

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• April 25, 2017 •

[ Jason <•> Timothy ]

J: it's all your fucking fault.

T: ...

T: good morning to you too, Jason-PissedOff-Todd.

J: I have zero time for your bullshit.

T: explains why you chose to text me first.

J: ...

T: find a better comeback to that, I dare you.

J: ...

J: fuck off.

T: ha, loser. (This message has been deleted).

J: ...

J: what did you just say?

T: nothing whatsoever.

***

T: tho I'm just curious...

T: what did I do this time?

J: you seriously have no idea what I am talking about?

T: I fuck up on a regular basis and I tend to get everyone annoyed by merely existing. You need to be more specific than just telling me I'm the one at fault. Of course I know that and I believe you but what exactly did I do?

J: ...

T: what is all my fucking fault now?

J: where the fuck did you put my cigarettes?

T: ...

T: what cigarettes?

J: don't you dare play dumb with me.

T: ...

T: I literally have no idea what you're talking about.

T: why would I know anything about your cigarettes?

J: Timothy, I fucking swear I will kill you if you don't give me an honest reply.

T: ...

T: you'll kill me?

T: fr?

J: DID I STUTTER?

T: ...

T: oh okay, I just thought to be sure.

T: if I ever feel suicidal again, I'll come straight to you and tell you where your cigarettes are.

J: wait what?

T: oh shit, did I not delete that?

J: ...

J: you better start praying to be dead before I get my hands on you or else even the devil himself won't be able to save you from me.

T: ...

***

T: can we not cut a deal?

J: YOU WANT A FUCKING DEAL EVEN AFTER ALL YOU'VE DONE?

J: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH WORTH OF CIGARETTES HAVE YOU STOLEN FROM ME?

J: YOU INSUFFERABLE PIECE OF SMOKE SHIT!

T: first of all, wth kind of an insult is that?

T: smoke shit?

J: that summarizes you in two words.

T: ...

T: secondly, I haven't wasted any of your cigarettes.

T: a pack, maybe, but not the entire stock.

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