[14] Sanity Track

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• January 16, 2017 •

[ Aviana <•> Connor ]

A: I think your cousin is going slightly off the sanity track.

C: who? Kara?

A: of course Kara.

A: do you have any other cousin that I know of?

C: yeah, no.

A: ...

C: what happened? I can't believe Kara of all people could ever go off the sanity track.

C: assuming that by sanity track you mean how normal sane people behave.

A: yeah I meant just that, but she's definitely derailing.

C: oh...

C: that's worrisome.

A: exactly!

***

C: but what makes you think that?

C: Kara is honestly the most sane person I've known aside from my own Mom. So imagining her going off this sanity track thing is hard to take in.

A: I have proof.

C: okay, what happened?

A: just yesterday, I got this text saying "your brother has no right to be so insanely attractive and then so thick in the head at the same time."

C: ...

A: and I replied "girl, since when did I get an attractive brother? I'm an only child!" 

A: then I realized she was talking about Zach.

C: oh...

A: my stepbrother Zach who is no better looking than an orange juice stain...

A: and holy hell, from which angle is Zachary insanely attractive?

A: like what is she high on?

A: Zach and attractive don't even go together in one sentence!

A: calling him attractive is like telling an ostrich that it flies gracefully.

C: I might have to disagree...

A: shush, don't interrupt.

A: so I figured there could be no other reason for the sudden impossible appreciation; Kara's definitely going off the sanity track.

C: ...

A: ...

A: are you gonna say something or not?

C: you just told me not to interrupt.

A: yeah but I'm done for now. You can say whatever you've got to say.

C: well, that was a lot of information to handle in such a little time.

C: I'm trying to digest it.

A: ikr!

A: I couldn't believe it either.

***

A: wait, you had to disagree with my point earlier?

A: you too think Zach's attractive?

C: the way you put it is weird. He's my friend and I do not fancy him.

C: but he's not as ugly as you make him out to be either.

A: do you Kents have shitty standards? Or do you just find the silver lining in even dull black clouds?

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