⑄ 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠'𝚜 𝚓𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕 ⑄

-+ fun stuff +-

bored, have a meme chapter-

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John: e V E RY SINGLE T I M E -

Raud: I DON'T WANNA HEAR i T -

John: y O U CAN'T JUST-

Raud: SHUT UP-

Snakebite, hitting both of them with a freezing spell: bOTH OF YOU SHUT U P -

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death row inmate: ...you removed my wHAT?!

Oriana, holding up a bag: I removed your right kidney while you were sleeping last night. and your canine teeth.

*brief silence*

Oriana: no - no, no, no. why are you shaking and crying and getting tears all over my hardwood floors?? that's not polite-

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[ the Shier Whia in a nutshell, ft. John Mulaney quotes ]

Kozbi: you could stab me and I'd probably apologize to you-

Jilaiya: I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll di e -

Juju: cuz there's a HORSE loose in the HOSPITAL

Daeva: I am very small. and I have no money. so you can probably imagine the kind of stress I am under-

Mitsuaki: and without looking at me, Kozbi said, "you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair"-

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Kick: STRONG!! WILLFUL!!! illiterate -

those are three words that the Olympic committee used to describe me, before I was kicked out for biting-

B U T  T O D A Y I have COME BACK to RECLAIM THE GOLD!!!!!!

*does a cartwheel*

Kick: that was the move that made Gabby Douglas break both of her legs-

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Mitsuaki, holding their hands up like a ghost: wooooooo I'm mentally illll~- *just fucken' dies laughing-*

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[ back when they first started dating ]

Xena, sitting next to Dusty: *looking dead at Herc across the room* he is so big and so dumb and one day,,, I'm going to marry him-

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Tanit: so just,,, chill out! drink some water,,, eat a Moonpie -

*bonking Belladonna on the head with her own fan* quit murderin' pEOPLE-

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Kick: as a result of not getting the attention I deserve, I have decided that I will cause problems on purpose-

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Juju, getting right up in Kozbi's face: what do you think of the current socioeconomic state of America

Kozbi:

Kozbi, rlly nervously: ⁱ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ᶜᵃᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿⁱᶜᵉ ⁻

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Daeva, awkwardly standing on an abandoned shed's roof: Dessaaaa- uHhh- I'm a little stuck??- there's no wind currents I can't fucken' fl-

*fucking falls through the roof-*

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[ I present to you: my avatar/Crowe in Twisted Wonderland ]

Crowley: I F O R B I D you to take another step down these stairs!!