⑄ 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠'𝚜 𝚓𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕 ⑄

-+ the girls are FIGHTINGGG +-

deities of ave brainrot here we go-

-+-

Buer, spinning a dagger: there. was that so hard? fuckin'..drama queen...

Keine: YOU PUT A KNIFE IN MY FACE!! I'D SAY THAT WAS AN ADEQUATE AMOUNT OF DRAMA-

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Tex: Riu, Riu, Riu, I get it, you're stressed out, 7 people died...

Riu: 12 PEOPLE.

Tex: not the point~ looook, they're dead now, and really, who's fault is that~?

Riu: Y O U R S ????????

Tex: that's right, no-one's~-

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Tsuri: AUGH fine, Buer, I'll humor you!!

*turns to look at Riu*

Tsuri: Riu, WHY would this dude want to make ~sweet love~ to Tex's chest with the business end of a broadsword??

Riu:

Buer:

Tsuri:

Buer: ...jesus christ Tsuri???-

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Keine: [ stabs a hitman in the throat w/ his sword ] ...I'm getting REAL SICK of your 1st year psych student bullshit.

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Corrus, in an orphanage w/ Syl, Tsuri and Buer: I would like to buy 1 (one) child please :]-

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Corrus: alright ladies! this last part's gonna take lots of effort and coordination~

[ rushes straight into the battle ] which is why I'm just gonna do it myself!!-

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Tsuri, rushing at an enemy w her scythe: alright buddy, lemme show you why they call me the Legendary -- [ gets thrown across the room ] -- FUCK-

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Buer: WHY IS THIS MOUNTAIN SO FUCKIN COLD????

Keine: I don't kn o w, maybe because it's a MOUNTAIN??

Buer: then why aren't YOU COLD, SMARTASS???

Keine, groaning: well, you see, I'm wearing this great new mountain gear called PANTS-

Tex, in the distance: CAN BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP BACK THERE-

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Buer: let me indulge myself for a moment, and say what every content creator has ever wanted to say to their audience...~

[ inhale ]

FFFFFFUCK. ALL Y'ALL --

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Tsuri, offering her scythe to Corrus: could you maybe just like. stab me? right in the gut? just reaaaaaaally twist it in there-