⑄ 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠'𝚜 𝚓𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕 ⑄

-+ I am. v tired +-

[ self-indulgent TWST & OC brainrot let's GOOOOOOO- ]

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Bela: when I go to Hell,

and the Devil starts torturing me,

and I start moaning, that's on him-

Alyx in the far back, tired: oh my fuckign g od-

Bela: NO BC LIKE-

-+-

Idia: my entire body is a no-no square. please. don't. touch me.

*um*

Idia: or look at me. that makes me uncomfortable. don't refer to me either. my pronouns,,,,, aren't-

-+-

drive-thru worker: hi what can I get for you today?

Fhi-Lo-Xhu: hi~ can I get um...one cheese roll?

drive-thru worker: okay :]

Fhi: actually can you make that 37?

drive-thru worker: .........37?????

Fhi: yes :]-

-+-

Mitsu, nervously: you're not gonna shoot me, are ya?

Dusty, aiming a fully frost-charged bow: no.

[ shoots him - ]

-+-

Crowe in the Magical Burger King drive-thru: five Whoppers

and five,

more Whoppers :]-

-+-

Idia: hey yeah can y'all fucken' tell me what my friend is doing????

[ zooms in on Crowe's mini-fridge just. filled with Baja Blasts ]

Idia: she just,,,, I,,,, whta the fcuk?? WHY???-

-+-

[ driving by on a magical wheel ]

Crowe, sticking her head out: hail Satan :3

Deuce: yeaa-! hold on what??-

-+-

Fhi, spotting a car w/ rainbow lights: OHHH he got the LGBT lights!!

Crowe: it's RGB motherfucker-

-+-

Crowe, running as fast as fucken' possible down an alley: Crowe fact! I just committed several 3rd degree felonies :D

ahaha

[ inhale ]

I'm going to jail-

-+-

Ruggie: think fast-

[ shoots Jack in the back of the neck w/ a Nerf gun ]

Jack: ａ Ｙ Ｅ －

-+-

[ lowkey based off an actual conversation w/ my friend ]

Fhi, terrorizing Deuce: slippery bones :]

Deuce: euGGGHH NOO-

Fhi: slipping rib syndrome :]]-

Deuce: yUU HELPP-

Fhi, getting rlly close: clicking ribs :]]]-

Deuce: aaA-

-+-

[ Discord noise ]

Xena: uh- hello?

Maribelle: hey do you know how to say uh,, corn in Cantonese??

Xena: ? suk mai.

Maribelle: SUK MAI NUTS AHAHA-

[ leaves the call ]

Xena:

Xena, looking at Solstice: alright well uh Maribelle is not my friend anymore-

-+-

Bela: not to brag, but...my IQ is 12.

Silvius: mine is 3-

Estel: you guys have an IQ??

Luck: -6

-+-

Luck: if cringing was deadly I would be VERY dead rn

Alyx: I'd be in my 5th reincarnation

Bela: I'd be in the 7th circle of hell-

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Ace, doing a dare: will you date me? breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no~

Crowe: 神が天と地を創造された当初、地は無形の空虚であり、暗闇が深層の顔を覆っていたのに対し、神からの風が水面に吹き荒れた。

Ace: what the-

Crowe: それから神は「光あれ」と言われました。そして光がありました。そして神は光が良かったのを見ました。そして神は光と闇を分けました。

Ace: and you stopped breathing too???

Crowe: 神は光の日と呼ばれ、闇は夜と呼ばれました。そして、夕方があり、朝、最初の日がありました。

Ace: I would've just preferred you punch me in the chest & call me stupid-

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[ my avatar + TWST characters as random shit my irl friends & I have said out of context ]

Crowe: oh so she's just Aang w/ a fat ass-

-

Crowe: YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT ARATAKI "NUMERO UNO" ITTO DOES NOT HAVE A BIG DICK-

-

Crowe, talking abt strawberries: yeah they can taste acidic sometimes? every once in a while I'll eat one and it'll burn my lips

Idia: white person

Crowe: ...I bite the skin off my lips

Idia: depressed white person-

Crowe: yoU'RE A DEPRESSED WHITE PERSON-

-

Ace: do it. pull my hair

Crowe: okay, masochist-

-

Crowe, 6'2: that's bc you're short-

Ruggie, 5'6: >:0

this is homophobic-

Crowe: pfTHAAA- fruit on fruit violence-

Ruggie: homophobia on homophobia-

[incoherent chat I can't remember]

Ruggie: the muske-QUEERS-

Crowe: MUSKE-QUEERS- HAAA-

-+-

Maribelle, lesbian: I'm not straight, dumbass.

Athan, aroace: you will be if you don't STOP-

-+-

Idia: [sends a YouTube link]

Crowe: if this is another fucking Rickroll I'm going to rick your ass and roll your ankle

-+-

Altalune: Maribelle I am force-feeding you melatonin so I don't have to endure another word from you for about 10 hours-

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[ and w/ that I bid you adieu <3 ]