[ self-indulgent TWST & OC brainrot let's GOOOOOOO- ]
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Bela: when I go to Hell,
and the Devil starts torturing me,
and I start moaning, that's on him-
Alyx in the far back, tired: oh my fuckign g od-
Bela: NO BC LIKE-
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Idia: my entire body is a no-no square. please. don't. touch me.
*um*
Idia: or look at me. that makes me uncomfortable. don't refer to me either. my pronouns,,,,, aren't-
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drive-thru worker: hi what can I get for you today?
Fhi-Lo-Xhu: hi~ can I get um...one cheese roll?
drive-thru worker: okay :]
Fhi: actually can you make that 37?
drive-thru worker: .........37?????
Fhi: yes :]-
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Mitsu, nervously: you're not gonna shoot me, are ya?
Dusty, aiming a fully frost-charged bow: no.
[ shoots him - ]
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Crowe in the Magical Burger King drive-thru: five Whoppers
and five,
more Whoppers :]-
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Idia: hey yeah can y'all fucken' tell me what my friend is doing????
[ zooms in on Crowe's mini-fridge just. filled with Baja Blasts ]
Idia: she just,,,, I,,,, whta the fcuk?? WHY???-
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[ driving by on a magical wheel ]
Crowe, sticking her head out: hail Satan :3
Deuce: yeaa-! hold on what??-
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Fhi, spotting a car w/ rainbow lights: OHHH he got the LGBT lights!!
Crowe: it's RGB motherfucker-
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Crowe, running as fast as fucken' possible down an alley: Crowe fact! I just committed several 3rd degree felonies :D
ahaha
[ inhale ]
I'm going to jail-
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Ruggie: think fast-
[ shoots Jack in the back of the neck w/ a Nerf gun ]
Jack: a Y E -
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[ lowkey based off an actual conversation w/ my friend ]
Fhi, terrorizing Deuce: slippery bones :]
Deuce: euGGGHH NOO-
Fhi: slipping rib syndrome :]]-
Deuce: yUU HELPP-
Fhi, getting rlly close: clicking ribs :]]]-
Deuce: aaA-
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[ Discord noise ]
Xena: uh- hello?
Maribelle: hey do you know how to say uh,, corn in Cantonese??
Xena: ? suk mai.
Maribelle: SUK MAI NUTS AHAHA-
[ leaves the call ]
Xena:
Xena, looking at Solstice: alright well uh Maribelle is not my friend anymore-
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Bela: not to brag, but...my IQ is 12.
Silvius: mine is 3-
Estel: you guys have an IQ??
Luck: -6
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Luck: if cringing was deadly I would be VERY dead rn
Alyx: I'd be in my 5th reincarnation
Bela: I'd be in the 7th circle of hell-
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Ace, doing a dare: will you date me? breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no~
Crowe: 神が天と地を創造された当初、地は無形の空虚であり、暗闇が深層の顔を覆っていたのに対し、神からの風が水面に吹き荒れた。
Ace: what the-
Crowe: それから神は「光あれ」と言われました。そして光がありました。そして神は光が良かったのを見ました。そして神は光と闇を分けました。
Ace: and you stopped breathing too???
Crowe: 神は光の日と呼ばれ、闇は夜と呼ばれました。そして、夕方があり、朝、最初の日がありました。
Ace: I would've just preferred you punch me in the chest & call me stupid-
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[ my avatar + TWST characters as random shit my irl friends & I have said out of context ]
Crowe: oh so she's just Aang w/ a fat ass-
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Crowe: YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT ARATAKI "NUMERO UNO" ITTO DOES NOT HAVE A BIG DICK-
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Crowe, talking abt strawberries: yeah they can taste acidic sometimes? every once in a while I'll eat one and it'll burn my lips
Idia: white person
Crowe: ...I bite the skin off my lips
Idia: depressed white person-
Crowe: yoU'RE A DEPRESSED WHITE PERSON-
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Ace: do it. pull my hair
Crowe: okay, masochist-
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Crowe, 6'2: that's bc you're short-
Ruggie, 5'6: >:0
this is homophobic-
Crowe: pfTHAAA- fruit on fruit violence-
Ruggie: homophobia on homophobia-
[incoherent chat I can't remember]
Ruggie: the muske-QUEERS-
Crowe: MUSKE-QUEERS- HAAA-
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Maribelle, lesbian: I'm not straight, dumbass.
Athan, aroace: you will be if you don't STOP-
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Idia: [sends a YouTube link]
Crowe: if this is another fucking Rickroll I'm going to rick your ass and roll your ankle
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Altalune: Maribelle I am force-feeding you melatonin so I don't have to endure another word from you for about 10 hours-
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[ and w/ that I bid you adieu <3 ]

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