⑄ 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠'𝚜 𝚓𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕 ⑄

-+ even more shenanigans +-

chaos

gay chaos

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Priestess: today we're going to find out - will a prince stop a 50 cal?

Alyx in the bg: wait huh-

[ chik-chik ]

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Ayuna, Bela's mom: now that you're truly in your element, you have access to new magic and new training facilities, so you can truly reach your full poten-

Bela, holding up her spear: pointy stick attack!!

Ayuna: ...y-yes, but also -

Bela, stabbing a devil w/ her spear: pointy stick attack!!!

Ayuna: you have a royal arsenal -

Bela, already burning down all nearby civilization w/ her spear: pointy stick attack!!!!!!

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Crowe: back at it again w/ um - existing!! it's giving uh - desperation, it's giving why do I even bother, it's giving-

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Xena, wine drunk: heavy is the chest that wears the tits or...whatever

Altalune: [ fucking falls off her throne laughing- ]

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[ both are drunk as shit ]

Sorrel: I'M NOT A MISOTYNUST

Sorrel: I LOVE WOMEN

Max: NAME ONE WOMEN

Sorrel: a

Sorrel: NICKI MINAJ!!!!!!!

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Alyx committing a felony w/ the Priestess' pistols:

Priestess, narrating his every move like a nature documentary: [gesturing vaguely] this is one of the Sapphire Prince's ultimate attacks, First Degree Murder :D

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Crowe, hyping herself up to go outside: you are strange and unsettling you are strange and unsettling you are strange -

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Athanasios: why did we ever stop wearing 18th century clothing??

Sorrel: to wear 19th century clothing you Georgian rake

Xena in the bg w/ a megaphone: THE VAMPIRES ARE FIGHTINGGG -

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Bela, sopping wet: It's Throw Yourself In The River Thursday Babey!!!!

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Priestess: this is what good pussy sounds like: [ geiger counter goes fucking wild ]

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Max, holding two swords: I'm two-timing!!

Max: wait. no.

Max: dual wielding

Xena: ?????

Max, having a crisis: what phrase am I thinking of -

MULTI-TASKING-

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Genovena: what's that?

Alyx, holding an Oreo milkshake: it's spicy you won't like it