help I'm falling back into Twisted Wonderland anjbhfevgdh most of these are TWST with my normal OCs sprinkled in-
ft. my avatar Crowe bc I'm cringe and desperately wanna visit Twisted Wonderland it seems fun-
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Idia: unfortunately...you can't turn people off like computers.
*click click!*
Crowe, loading a shotgun: b e t -
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Crowe, trembling violently and probably going insane: weighted blankets aren't he L PING any MOr E,,,,,, IneedtobecompressedintoaPDF-
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[ texting ]
Deuce: I almost just drowned in the sink
Ace: HOW???
Deuce: imagine the headline that would make. local idiot drowns in the sink-
Ace: how do you DROWN in a SINK????
Deuce: well I filled it with water and put my face in and my head got stuck under the faucet
Ace: WHAT THE FUCK DEUCE
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Idia: I only ever see you awake...do you ever stop running? do you have an off button??
Crowe: oh, I'm always running!
Crowe: the question is from what
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Ace, concerned: ??? prefect??? why are you on the floor????
Crowe: I'm clinically depressed
*...*
Crowe: also I got mauled, can you get Crowley-
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Hanja, violently bursting through the door: ORI HELP I PROMISED [Y/N] I'D COOK DINNER BUT IDK HOW TO
Oriana, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: and you thought I could help??
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[ context: Daeva would sometimes murder her clanmates when out on patrol ]
Daeva: h- hey Kozbi?
Kozbi: hm?
Daeva: can someone breathe inside a dryer machine while it's on??
Kozbi:
Kozbi: *exhausted sigh*
Kozbi: where's your clanmate??-
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[ VDC training ]
Vil: how did NONE OF YOU hear what I just said????
Crowe: I've been zoned out for the past three and a half hours.
Deuce: I got distracted like halfway through :(
Epel: ignoring you was a conscious decision-
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Duvessa: *trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Hanja: bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Oriana: I personally was created in a lab.
Uchima: I just straight up spawned in a cardboard box-
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Middy: Raud and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
John: *inhale* ...what did Raud do...?
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