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help I'm falling back into Twisted Wonderland anjbhfevgdh most of these are TWST with my normal OCs sprinkled in-

ft. my avatar Crowe bc I'm cringe and desperately wanna visit Twisted Wonderland it seems fun-

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Idia: unfortunately...you can't turn people off like computers.

*click click!*

Crowe, loading a shotgun: b e t -

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Crowe, trembling violently and probably going insane: weighted blankets aren't he L PING any MOr E,,,,,, IneedtobecompressedintoaPDF-

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[ texting ]

Deuce: I almost just drowned in the sink

Ace: HOW???

Deuce: imagine the headline that would make. local idiot drowns in the sink-

Ace: how do you DROWN in a SINK????

Deuce: well I filled it with water and put my face in and my head got stuck under the faucet

Ace: WHAT THE FUCK DEUCE

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Idia: I only ever see you awake...do you ever stop running? do you have an off button??

Crowe: oh, I'm always running!

Crowe: the question is from what

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Ace, concerned: ??? prefect??? why are you on the floor????

Crowe: I'm clinically depressed

*...*

Crowe: also I got mauled, can you get Crowley-

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Hanja, violently bursting through the door: ORI HELP I PROMISED [Y/N] I'D COOK DINNER BUT IDK HOW TO

Oriana, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: and you thought I could help??

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[ context: Daeva would sometimes murder her clanmates when out on patrol ]

Daeva: h- hey Kozbi?

Kozbi: hm?

Daeva: can someone breathe inside a dryer machine while it's on??

Kozbi:

Kozbi: *exhausted sigh*

Kozbi: where's your clanmate??-

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[ VDC training ]

Vil: how did NONE OF YOU hear what I just said????

Crowe: I've been zoned out for the past three and a half hours.

Deuce: I got distracted like halfway through :(

Epel: ignoring you was a conscious decision-

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Duvessa: *trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Hanja: bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Oriana: I personally was created in a lab.

Uchima: I just straight up spawned in a cardboard box-

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Middy: Raud and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

John: *inhale* ...what did Raud do...?

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