⑄ 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠'𝚜 𝚓𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕 ⑄

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fun stuff WOOOO-

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Daeva: CAN I TELL YOU A JOKE????

Dusk: no, you cannot tell me a joke.

Daeva: plEASEE-

Dusk: no I am tired-

Daeva: pleaaaaaseee-

Dusk: I am trying to COOK-

Daeva: pleAAASEEE-

Dusk: omg- no no, you know what?? if the joke isn't funny, I'm hitting you in the head with the frying pan. *holds up said pan threateningly*

Daeva: DEAL-

Dusk: go.

Daeva: okay okay okay- whYYyy~~ is DARK spelled with a K and not a C???

Dusk: ... *inhales* why.

Daeva: beCAUSee you can't C! in the dark!! get it?? :3

* silence *

Dusk: *bonk*

Daeva: uwAAA-

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foreigner: TIME-SENSITIVE QUESTION HOW FLIRT BOY

librarian: th r o w  ro c k  at  h e-

eternal traveler: hot dog

Naga Queen: k i l l  h i m

foreigner: ...thanks guys-

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TWST! Crowe: please peer pressure me into finishing my potionology homework

Idia: do it or you're straight.

TWST! Crowe: I SAID PEER PRESSURE NOT THREATEN-

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Mitsu: WOAH!! just remembered I have my own skeleton under all this flesh!!

Juju: not for long!!

*both of them just break down laughing-*

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Vasuki, slowly going completely blind bc of head trauma:

I have been having. a very Weird time-

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schoolteacher: when's your bedtime? :]

Zuzu: whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods.

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Alyx: nitro cold brew with five shots of espresso please..

Silvius: brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else?-

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Daeva: maybe the real treasure was the loot we took from the dead bodies along the way,,,

Jilaiya, grabbing her by the scruff of the neck: Daeva-

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TWST! Crowe: "flirting with death" fucken' WEAK!! catch me making out w/ death in the alley behind a Burger King at 6AM-

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Naga Queen's lesbian ass, on the verge of tears: ddon't you ever rlove whe n wo,,,, women,,, breathe?? liek,,,,,,,,,, w,,women bre athe s,,, so fcukign hot,,,,,,

Nuve, drinking tea: *nod nod-*

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Uchima: hey!!! tall dude with the spiky hair!!