welcome to "Crowe commits two food crimes within one chapter"-
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Ace, having a crisis, yelling at Crowley: CROWLEY. CROWLEY SHE IS EA T I NG A B U T T E R S A N D W I C H CROWLEY. STOP HE R -
Crowe, standing off to the side, eating a butter sandwich:
Crowley: mr. Trappola-
Ace: SHE FUCKEN- NO- SHE MELTED LIKE HALF A BUTTER STICK BETWEEN TWO PIECES OF BREAD. AND NOW SHE'S EA T I NG IT C ROWLE Y -
Crowe, quietly turning to look at Grimm, while Ace continues to scream in the bg: ...this shit slaps-
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Idia: whAT PERSON WOULD DO THAT??? NOT EVEN SHARE WITH HER FRIENDS?????
Crowe, sobbign: who eats pie in STRIPS??-
Idia, sounding genuinely heartbroken: NO ONE EXCEPT Y OU-
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Bela, struggling to balance a glass of red wine with her tail: I am a wine 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓸𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓾𝓻btw- *sip-*
Luck, filming: omg-
Bela, laughing: *licks slightly spilled wine off her mouth* hMM what is that, grAPES??-
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Crowe, pulling smth out of her bag: now, to the rich man, I have stolen part of the floor. BUT to the POOR man -
*slams piece of foam flooring stuff against Ramshackle's wall*
- studio soundproofing babey!!-
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[ how I imagine a drunk hangout w/ Ace, Deuce, and Crowe would go ]
Deuce: *vIOLENT COUGHING in the bg*
Ace, menacingly holding a lighter and staring directly at Crowe:
Crowe, rubbing her eyes furiously: look I......I respect. and admire. both of you as people. but I want you to understand that if someone dropped a mandarin orange in the yard rn I would trample both of you-
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Crowley, getting violently dragged off-screen by the leg: wai- nO- NONONONO- AAA-
*faint crash*
Crowe, walking in wearing his coat: hi boys :D-
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[ takeout at like 4AM ]
Idia & Crowe, in unison: tACOS AND SUSHII~ TACOS and SUSHI TACOS AND SUSHII, TACOS AND SUSHIII-
Crowe: ✨ and antidepressantsss~-✨
both of them: yEAAA-
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me, gesturing to Harms: we got a bad bitch-
*gestures to Middy* we got another bad bitch-
*gestures to Delmira* and then we got "I will beat the fuck out of you."-
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[ formal event bc yes ]
Mitsu: akjhsaj- so I'm walking by like. two 11-12 year old boys and one of them just goes "hey, that's a pretty man!!" I'm- *laughing-*
*moves the camera so you can see he's in a suit-*
Mitsu: I'm like "thanks guys :D"- *quiet laughter-*
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Nuve, holding one (1) feather:
*quietly puts it on his head*
Nuve: and now it's a hat :D-
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Crowe: people need to understand that I take BOILING HOT showers for two reasons; one, I am practicing for when I am boiling in hell, and two, I am a s n a c k and I need to be c o o k e d -
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Shads: ...try to do a straight voice impression-
Jason, thinking for a sec:
Jason: uh-
eh-
m-
ｍｅａｔ－
Shads: *pFTHAA-*
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Ortho: where have you been?!
Crowe: asleep.
Ortho: for two days?
Crowe: yeah-
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Daeva, vibrating: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I'M REALLY EXCITED-
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Ace: go tell him he's cute, what's the worst that could happen??
Crowe, having a crisis abt liking Idia: he could hea r m e -
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Bela: actually
Bela: I used to eat fish alive when I was little
Alyx: ...you what
Bela: yeah every time I went to the lake I would just
Bela: snap a fish out of the water w/ my bare hands-
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[ texting ]
Xena: I'm gonna fcukign str angl e yo u tomorrow
Daedalus: can you even reach my neck
Xena: YOU FUCK-
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Deuce: have you started the English assignment?
Crowe: ,,,,the what
oH F U C K -
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Kozbi: *THROWS DOOR OPEN* SOrry for being late I forgot time was real-
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Xander, realizing Alyx is 3 inches taller than him: wh- you're taller??
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h o w f u c k e n d a r e y o u -
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earth spirit: *tosses a rock, hits Kozbi in the back of the head*
Kozbi:
earth spirit:
Kozbi:
earth spirit:
Kozbi, unleashing Soulsong: ＦＲＯＭ ＷＨＥＮＣＥ ＹＯＵ ＣＡ －
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I'm rlly tired lmao you're only getting a short chapter <3
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