THE TIP BOOK

Insults

Insults

Author's Note:

Please do NOT get offended because I'm just writing this for fun. Yes, some of them are kinda mean so please don't use them. I just wanted you to read them because I think they're kinda funny :)

- You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
 
- Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
 
- You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
 
- You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
 
- I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
 
- Your mamma so fat she has to wear 2 watches because she covers two time zones.
 
- You're so stupid you got fired from the m&m factory for throwing out all the w's
 
- Yeah you're pretty ... pretty stupid
 
- Your momma so fat, when she went to a doctor, she stepped on a scale and the doctor said Hey, thats my phone number
 
- You think you're strong, You only smell strong.
 
- Nice tan, orange is my favourite colour
 
- Why don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.
 
- Your mum is so stupid she needed to get home with the 44 bus so she took the 22 one twice
 
- Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma
 
- Your teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when you smile
 
- "Dude you're fat" "It runs in the family" "Mate, no one runs in your family"
 
- What was that? You have a brain freeze? But honey doesn't that actually require a brain first?
 
- You have the face of a saint. Saint Bernard.

Elaine