THE TIP BOOK

Misleading Texts

Misleading Texts

When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart &
When tears flow from your eyes,
Just let me know.
Cause I want to be there for you!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!

Open with Love...
If I disturb you
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words.

Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in brain damage, but you are safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky are you? No brain, no tension.

I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u", I Love "u",
Hey ! Dont get excited I love other letters of the alphabet too...... V,w,x,y,z!

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

I've written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
You should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far

Its too hard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me

My friend, the best quality
That I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ....
10% Senti and 90% Mental.

I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - i'm
J - JOKING Man

The Police are looking for someone described as a gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, funny & amazing person. Ur safe. But where the HELL am I gonna HIDE?

I'd climb the highest mountain, I'd swim the ocean blue, I'd do anything at all my dear - Just to get away from you.

Whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
Fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME"

CONGRATS. Your mobile phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces....

I look at the moon
The moon is beautiful
I look at you
I..i...
I rather look at the moon again

Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY