The Crazy Adventure We Will Never Embark Upon

How To Survive Paris' Anger

(ANANNYA'S POV)

"You know babe, some newbie slut had the nerve to hit me, I swear that".... Chris stopped speaking as soon as I entered.

"Yeah?" Paris went on as if I didn't exist. But I couldn't care less, I was frozen in fear in thought of what was to become my life.

"You? She is your roomate? She's the same bitch." Chris growled. I swear I could hear growling. I'm not even exaggrating.

"You? The nerve of you. You dare to touch my boyfriend!" Each of Paris' words dripped with venom.

"Relax P, I'm going to have my way with her now."

Terror surged through me as Chris approached. "What should I do with her?"

"I know, lets cut off her hair." Paris suggested "Or trying her upside down from a pole sounds good too." This was enough for me to understand what was going to happen to me so I dashed out as fast I could. I heard fooststeps as I turned a sharp corner, the footsteps were extraordinarily fast. Crap! I picked up my pace and slammed into someone. Again? Honestly how many people was I going to bump into today? "Sorry!"

"You again?" I jerked up my head to see who it was. Chris, how did he manage to catch up so fast? But it wasn't him, it was Nate standing infront of me. But I didn't have time to chat! I began running again only to have Nate easily jog up to me. Damn he was fast.

"Chris?" He asked sincerly. I nodded. " I told you to be careful didn't I?"

"It can't be helped. I'm Paris' roomate."

"How unfortunate. Good luck!"

"What?!" I exclaimed.

"We're you hoping that I'd help you for free? I'll tell you in advance, if you want my help, I have a high price." Nate was starting to get on my nerves!

The footsteps became louder. Now I had two options. One, I could have my hair chopped off (and many other things) or I could ask Nate for help.

"Okay, please help me!" Nate shook his head.

"Say, Oh handsome stranger, please help me! I beg you." forget what I said about Nate being a nice guy! But the footsteps were closer than ever now.

"ugh. Oh handsome stranger, please help me! I beg you. "

"Say it nicely." He demanded.

" Oh handsome stranger, please help me! I beg you."

"Okay." The sound of footsteps finally stopped and Chris stood just a couple of feet away from us. While I looked like I ran a marathon, Chris hadn't even broken a sweat.

"Quit interfering in my buisness Nate."

"Oh come on now Bro, you're not going to fight me for a girl are you?" Nate said it like a joke but there was a dangerous glean in his eyes. The tension between them increased by ten folds but Chris eventually decided that fighting Nate would be a waste of his time, especially for someone like me.

"Yo. I'm Nate Grillenhall and you are?" Nate introduced himself after Chris had taken off.

"Um, thanks Nate. For everything. I'm Anannya"

"An.... what?"

"Ah. Nun. Yeah. Anannya."

"Right Anannya, you owe me fifteen doughtnuts. Also you need to find a place to sleep. If you go back, Paris is going to make your life a living hell, not like she is going to spare you anyway. And Oh, ask the office to change your room."