Crushing Me : Carl Gallagher

9. But at Last Came a Knock

Summary: Frank has some settlement money coming his way.
The only catch: He needs his ex-wife's signature on
the documents.
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"Liam is officially asleep." Lip announced "That was fast." Ian muttered "yeah well three pages from Debs eat pray love and he's out." Lip chuckled

"If James Franco wasn't in the movie, I would've nodded off too." Ian joked "you got any cash you can float me?" lip asked "Florence and the machine are playing...the Chicago Theater I wanna take Karen for her birthday."

"Pricy gift." Ian muttered "you two serious?" Hayley asked "Fuck off she's my best friend. Okay? You know I never spend that kind of cash on a girl anyway." Lip sighed before smirking "unlike someone."

"Get off your fucking high horse." Hayley laughed

"I got a Hamilton it's your." Ian muttered Liam began to cry "one two three." The three whispered to which lip lost.

"Look what Mickey stole." Kai grinned throwing some chips at are "awesome." Carl smiled as Kai laid next to him

"You beat the M-Mm-Mason boy?" Kai asked "yeah you should've seen all the blood coming from his face." Carl laughed

People at there school had began to make fun of Kai's stutter which resulted in Carl beating them per usual

"How is it at Kev and Vees?" Carl asked "good. Ethel is kinda weird but I like her." Kai smiled "she keeps doing my chores tho I'm not complaining but still it's weird."

Later. "Why are we helping frank?" Kai asked Kevin.

"I honesty have no idea." Kev admitted "have you been letting Ethel do my chores."

"I swear I was gonna do the laundry and then...she was already doing it so I went to wash the dishes and they were already done it's not mg fault she's consistent and I'm not." Kai defended

"Yeah cause that justifies it." Kev muttered "what about Veronica the one who actually makes Ethel do her "chores."

"Think you could make food?" Kev asked "I make amazing wings." Kai smiled

"Wings it is." Kevin grinned before Frank ran towards them "Start the car!" Frank demanded a trunk behind him.

"What?" Kev asked "Go, go, go!" Frank demanded "What the fuck, frank?" Kev asked

"She saw me." Frank stated "what?" Kai asked kev was cut off when a truck went infront of them

"I'm gonna rip it off when I catch you!" A woman yelled "Can't this piece of shit go any faster?" Frank asked

"No!" Kev yelled going in reverse "Monica's batting for the other team." Frank sighed

"What?" Kai asked "my wife's a fucking lesbian!" Frank yelled

"Shit!" Kai yelled she were very concerned on what was happening "I'm to young to die!"

Kev began to drive Kai let out a yell "Fuck off Lesbos." Frank chuckled

The three ran into Sheila's house "How was I supposed to know she would show up..with ghetto Godzilla in a Peterbilt?" Frank asked

"I am seriously this close to punching you in the dick." Kevin threatened "I'm not." Kai glared before hitting Frank in the dick