Crushing Me : Carl Gallagher

2. My Oldest Daughter

Summary: When a road rage incident damages a company car,
Fiona lies about how it happened; Lip struggles in
school -- and with the ladies.
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"Wake up!" Kev yelled throwing water on the girl "Why!" Kai signed getting up glaring at the man "Vees pregnant!" Kev shouted while Kai was at the hospital Kev had took it upon himself to learn sign language.

Ignore the fact that Kev couldn't even fully read.

"You didn't have to throw water on me!" Kai signed "you wouldn't wake up." Kev grinned Kai pulled the man into a hug "your cold."

"Because of someone." Kai signed "I'm gonna take a shower."

After Kai took a shower she climbed into Carls window, "Hi frank?" Kai signed "did you just piss in that bottle?."

"I need your help Kai." Frank announced not knowing what Kai had just told him his voice sounding different Kai made a questioning look

"put this in my eye." Frank demanded "it's this tequila?" Kai thought before opening franks eye

"For the love of Jesus." Frank groaned "shit I'm late I gotta go Frank you still owe me 20 bucks." Kai signed climbing out the window

"Sorry I'm late." Kai signed walking into the Alibi "Whens the last time these things were cleaned?" Veronica asked "August. Nobody cleaned when I left to the hospitals ." Kai wrote on a piece of paper before going to grab the broom. 

"Here you go. Alan. Breakfast of champions." Kev smiled "And some OJ if you'd like." Veronica added

"Yeah, I wouldn't count on that expiration date, tho." Kai signed "I'm the only one who would drink the orange juice." Kai thought

"Really, I'm good. Dad didn't age very well, did he?" Alan questioned "And he was in his 60s in those pictures. You should've seen him in the 80s." Kev chuckled

"Dude he's dead Kev." Kai wrote "No,No, it's fine." Alan argued "He and I, I'm sure you know, didn't get along very well."

Alan stared at the picture of Kai, Stan, and Kev "you know, to be honest with you, I didn't even know you existed." Kev admitted "He only mentioned having a daughter."

"That would be me." Alan chuckled Kai felt the water she was drinking come out her nose Kai began coughing as Veronica patted the girls back

"When you're ready we can begin." The man announced "yes." Alan muttered Kev and Kai sat down

"So I have Stanley's will here, which I'd like to read to you." The man started "But out of respect, you know, I'll skip some of the colorful language."

"Oh, no. Please go ahead, read it. I'm sure we've all heard it before." Alan argued The man hesitated before continuing

"I, Stanley Winston Kopchek, being of sound mind and body, leave to my sniveling, faggoty fag of a fagorama daughter by the name of Alan Willard Kopchek. My knife collection in the hopes that she'll kill herself before she chugs another AIDS cock."

"To the girl I wished was my daughter, Malachi Parker, my gun collection and half of my bar,"

"And to the man who I wished had been born my son, Kevin Ball, I leave the other half of my beloved Alibi room." He finished

Once again water came out of Kai's nose. "Oh shit I think I'm actually choking." Kai thought as she coughed

"Okay, I'll tell you what we'll do." Alan started "how about Malachi you give me 200 a month and Kevin you give me 300 so 500 a month for two years,"