Summary: Fiona cleans house before her probation officer visits;
lan gets kicked out of Mickey's house and finally
returns to the Gallagher home.
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Kai was awaken with a knock at her window. "Carl go away!" Kai demanded "not Carl." A voice yelled knocking on the window.
"Fred what the hell are you doing here?" Kai asked opening her window "your talking." Freddie smiled happy to hear the girls voice "guess what I got?" Fred smiled showing the girl a pack of beer and a small white baggie.
"Freddie I own half a bar I could've got this. But thank you." Kai grinned grabbing a beer "I know is it bad I wanted to see you?" Fred asked before snorting some coke
"Flattery will get you no where." Kai muttered "actually it will get you everywhere." Kai corrected herself grabbing a beer.
"So that's really all you wanted to see me?" Kai asked "I need advise." Fred started "so all I'm good for is advice." Kai scoffed "I'm kidding what's going on?" Kai asked
"Whatever, look I was seeing this guy but I don't think I like guy." Fred started "so break up with him." Kai suggested snorting the coke.
"I can't I kinda had sex with him mid way I didn't really feel anything. But if I break up with him then he'll think I only wanted sex. I don't think I like people if that makes sense." Fred sighed
"People suck." Kai chuckled "Kai let's go!" Kev announced going into the girls room "who's this?" Kev asked narrowing his eyes at the green haired boy.
"Kev, Fred, Fred, Kev." Kai introduced "kid you looking for a job?" Kev asked the boy "sure." Fred muttered usually when he was caught in girl's room he wasn't asked if he wanted a job "awesome let's go." Kevin demanded
At the alibi, "so you get free drinks?" Fred asked the girl "yeah." Kai smiled taking a sip of her beer. "it's a nice little piece. Quick to action, doesn't jam." Kevin gloated his gun in his hands a proud smirk on his face
"What else you packing?" Fred asked the man serving Kermit a drink "What do you mean, like, dick-wise?" Kevin questioned
"N-no like gun wise. Why would I wanna know your dick size?"Fred stuttered confused "is that your only weapon?"
"Well, how many guns goes a guy need?" Kev asked "I got a bushmaster AR15. HK USP .45, Glock 23 .40 cal. Sig sauer P226 9 mm, .22 Magnum. That's my own guns not just the ones I sell." Kai smiled "oh and these to." Kai added opening her coat
"What the hell is this, poolside at the Flamingo?" Mickey asked walking into the Alibi "We got a line of clients upstairs with their hands down their pmts. Go to work." Mickey demanded before turning to Svetlana glaring at her.
"And you, don't think you're getting off just because you're about to drop a party from your fur-burger."
"Fur burger?" Kai asked disgusted "she won't shave." Mickey sighed "I like the way god made me." Svetlana glared
"That's nice. You're late again, I'm gonna dock you 50." Mickey threatened "Carrot boy is gone." Svetlana stated making Kai look up at Mickey slightly confused
"Who's carrot boy?" Fred asked looking at the two people "He knows who." Svetlana glared "where'd he go?" Mickey asked "I don't know. I made him leave. No room for him when baby comes." Svetlana stated
"Shave your fucking muff." Mickey demanded walking away "that's your brother?" Fred asked "don't remind me." Kai begged dropping her head on the table.
The next day, "So turn my Ti comes crashing through my door, right?" Ian started "And chases me. Im so scared. I rum smack into a water fountain, bust it right off the wall."
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Crushing Me : Carl Gallagher
FanfictionI can't control the overflow Emotions rolling like a stone My fantasies play hide and seek I got a crush it's crushing me It's crushing me I got a crush Oh what the what It's just too much Oh what the what And honestly Yeah honestly It's crushing me...
