Crushing Me : Carl Gallagher

1. Milk of the Gods

Summary: Lip is homeward bound. While working her waitressing
job, Fiona encounters an unexpected romantic
possibility. Kai starts to drink more than normal
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"You know if you don't sleep for 72 hours you become clinically insane." Kai smiled "So wakey wakey nutbag." Kai laughed kicking her friend off the bed

"Oh fuck." Freddie groaned as he fell off the bed face first "why? It's not even-it's not even fucking 11 yet Mal." Fred glared looking at his phone

"And we gotta get Tilly's coming home party ready." Kai smiled "she'll probably go back in before we even leave the Juvie detention center." Freddie muttered putting his shirt on

"All right I gotta go pick up Carl, your in charge of getting a cake for tomorrow." Kai explained "where the fuck am I gonna get a cake from?" Freddie asked still on the ground

"Get up." Kai begged as she put on a leather jacket "you getting all cute for your boyfriend." Freddie smirked

"Just because your aromantic doesn't mean you can make fun of me." Kai chuckled "people are overrated as fuck." Freddie admitted taking a sip of his beer "Ew that's really fucking old." Freddie groaned throwing the beer in the trash can

"Good beers are in the mini fridge." Kai told her friend as she climbed out the window

Later, Kai pulled up in her motorcycle to a building "why they tearing it down?" Kai asked

"Asbestos." Carl replied "You look hot." Carl complimented "thanks? I think." Kai mumbled "you think I can get a ride?" Carl asked

"That's why I'm here." Kai muttered "These crushes are killing my wrist I can't even jack off that well." Carl complained

"I didn't need to know that." Kai sighed "you gotta hold on." Kai demanded

Mickey had got the girl a motorcycle for her birthday which she was very thankful for . "Hold on." Kai suggested

"My opportunity to hold onto a hot girl." Carl smirked as Kai turned on the bike "your a pig." Kai whispered ignoring the small feeling she felt in her stomach

"Hey me and my friend are having a welcome back party for Tilly wanna come?" Kai asked "when?"  Carl asked "tomorrow." Kai answered "all right. Your sisters been crying?" Carl asked

"Every fucking day." Kai sighed "Kev and V been arguing a lot to i thought them arguing about Ethel was bad."

"You can stay at my place again." Carl suggested "Carl." Kai stated looking at the road  "yes?" Carl asked "your hands on my boob." Kai replied "move it or I will curb stomp you."

Without hesitation Carl moved his hand away from Kai's boob and onto her waist.

"You going to the dinner at Fiona's restaurant?" Carl asked as they came to a stop  "yeah." Kai muttered

Later, Kai walked into the milkovich house "you want scrambled or fried Malachai?" Svetlana asked

"Puffy ones." Kai replied looking at Nika up and down before turning to the baby.

"Nika we got baked eggs today." Svetlana announced "food is food." Nika shrugged
"All the same to me."

"What's the baby crying?" Mickey asked walking in. "Look at you." Ian smiled as Kai picked up Yevgeny.

"All right this isn't my kid." Kai smiled smelling the baby and handing him to his father.

"Is that what happened?" Mickey smiled holding the baby. "Don't want him covered in baby shit on his first day of work." Ian spoke grabbing Yevgeny from Mickey.