Crushing Me : Carl Gallagher

3. May I Trim Your Hedges?

Summary: Frank pretends Carl has cancer in order to scam a
charity foundation; Fiona is harassed at her new job;
Debbie gets Lip to search for local pedophiles.
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"What the hell?" Carl asked when he saw Kai in his bed "not that I'm complaining but why is a hot girl in my bed."

"Your a pig." Kai mumbled her voice sounding muffled. "Why are you here tho?" Carl asked his voice somewhat laced with worry.

"Hm Kevs wife is back and her kid took my room so I'm back staying with you sadly." Kai frowned her head laying on Carl's chest.

"You got kicked out." Carl smirked "fuck off asshole I want to sleep in." Kai mumbled closing her eyes.

"Kai come on we're going back home." Veronica announced making the girl groan. "Guess no sleeping in." Carl smirked before throwing the girl off the bed.

"You're a dick." Kai glared "see you later shit head." Kai muttered "Fuck off shit show." Carl yelled throwing a bear at the girl.

"You and me have issues." Kai glared when she walked in "Where is the kid that took my place in this household?" Kai said loudly on purpose.

"Where is she?" Veronica asked "both are still sleeping." Kev replied staring at his two girls.

"She did not just show up here because her car broke down." Vee argued "What, you think she broke it on purpose?" Kev asked

"I think you gave away my bed away to some ugly kid." Kai glared before Veronica put a donut in the girls mouth "She broke you on purpose." Vee corrected

"She broke you and I put you back together. Now she's here to take back what I fixed."

"And where I sleep." Kai muttered eating the donuts "V, look. Look at this." Kev begged "Divorce papers. I got them off the internet. This is my chance to make it official."

"Why didn't you say that last night?" V asked "because you were yelling some shit about my face, then took Kai and slept at Fiona."

"Well she was right about your face." Kai glared as she grabbed a water from the fridge "Morning." Cheryl smiled "Hey." Kev muttered "I made you some coffee super strong like you like it." Kevin announced

"Yay. Kevy-caf. My fave." Cheryl smirked Kai kept her glare on the boy "Kevy-Caf?" V and Kai questioned

"Decaf, full-caf, Kevy-caf." Cheryl replied "For when you need a real kick in the ass."

"I can give you a real kick in the ass." Kai smiled

"Can I watch some TV?" The boy asked "Yes." Kev sighed "Your bed is so comfy I slept like a baby." Cheryl grinned "yeah the other bed was awesome." The boy added

"You slept in our bed?" V asked "I stayed in the guest room." Kev announced "I haven't smelled that smell in so long." Cheryl stated

"What smell?" Kai asked narrowing her eyes at the woman. "His cologne. On the pillow." Cheryl replied "Can I kill her?" Kai asked "Later not in-front of kev." V whispered

Kai had her hand on the gun her eyes going between Cheryl and between the boy who she had officially begun to hate

Later, "Wait all these red dots are sex offenders?" Jo asked "Wait, check this out." Lip demanded "child rapist, three blocks over. Did five years and out on probation."

"How does a child rapist get five years?" Mandy asked "He doesn't." Lip argued "he gets five years plus the beating of his life."

"Oooo I'll be back." Kai grinned running out the house "we were gonna fix the pool." Carl frowned "No, grab the bat." Lip demanded

"And boom!" Kai smiled as she dropped a box that had guns and knives "should I be considered?" Hayley asked "maybe." Kai grinned as she got out a taser

"We're forgetting about the guy on the buss?" Debbie asked "Hell no. I'm gonna teach you self defense Milkovich style." Mandy smirked "come on." Jo Mandy Hayley and Debbie walked upstairs

"Which gun you want?" Kai asked looking up at Lip "this one." Lip smirked grabbing one of her guns "for the record that's not for you to keep." Kai smiled making Lip roll his eyes.

The group went over to the alibi when they saw terry "The fuck you want?" Terry asked "Convicted child rape it's just moved in down the street." Lip explained

"Let's get the boys." Terry demanded all the Gallagher's and milkovich walked lip knocked on the door

"May I help you?" A woman asked "we're looking for Blake collins." Terry stated "I'm Blake Collins." Blake sighed "oh." Kai muttered "twist." Kai whispered

"You're the eight grade teacher who screwed her student right?" Ian asked "You were on tv."

"I didn't screw William." Blake argued her face full of disappointment"I loved him." And I did my time I paid for my mistake of love can help called a mistake. Now please May I close the door."

"That went well, Carl let's go." Kai demanded as she pulled the boy before turning back "my gun?" Lip frowned before giving the girl her gun.

"She was hot." Carl mumbled making Kai rolled her eyes. "Your a literal pig." Kai sighed.

"I don't want to go to school tomorrow ." Kai groaned "let's skip." Carl suggested "can't if I miss one more day schools gonna call defacts." Kai frowned.

Later, All the Gallagher's were having dinner along with Jo. "Why are you wearing a hat?" Kai asked Carl took of the car "why?" Kai asked her eyes wide as she put her hands on his shoulders in shock.

"Lice. Frank shaved it." Lip explained Kev walked in "I wanna know my kid I wanna know my kid you can't have a problem with that." Kev sighed "I don't care about Cheryl I'm sorry I didn't go see the notary but I would never leave you."

"After everything we've been through you kinda just have to know that." V let out a sob

Fi and V began to laugh more "are they laughing at me?" Cheryl asked "no." Kev replied "yes." Fiona argued

"Fuck you!" Cheryl glared "Cheryl listen." Kev begged "no you listen Kyle go pack your bags." Cheryl demanded "Cheryl would you jus-." Kev got cut off

"You could've had this. But you want that she's some kind of nympho." Cheryl glared "She had three drawers full of dildos and that weird ass kid had four boxes of knives and Guns and bullets."

"What you doing going through our shit?" V asked "I wanna be a father to Kyle." Kev tried

Kai got up and handed V a knife "Do it Do it Do it Do it." Kai begged "He's not yours kev." Cheryl chuckled "he's not even mine. He's my sisters you stupid piece of shit."

"Do it." Kai repeated narrowing her eyes at the man. "what did she say?" V asked before running to the white girl

"Oh shit!" Hayley yelled when V bit Cheryl "not the tv!" Jo begged "Kev the papers." V demanded "sign it."

After the Gallagher's smiled as Cheryl drove away "I get my room back." Kai sang