Molly's Fics Cause she Refuses to Read Them on Ao3

You and Me Could Write a Bad Romance

Tw/Tags: Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, No Angst, First Kiss
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It was a calm day. Dazai and Chuuya were sitting on Chuuyas couch just watching tv. Dazai glanced at Chuuya then laid down onto his lap and looked up at him. "Hey Chuuya?" He asked and then dangled his legs off the edge of the couch. "Can I see your phone?"

"Why do you want my phone?"

"You have one of the cool phones so I want to play on it! Come onnnn don't be stingy Chuuya!!" Dazai whined.

"I'm not being stingy, it's my phone!! And you didn't even give me a good reason why you wanted it!!"

By this time Dazai had already snatched Chuuyas phone out of his pocket and started to look through all the apps he had.

"Hey give that back!" Chuuya set his glass of wine down and then leaned over and tried to take the phone from Dazai.

"Hmmm.... I don't think I will!" Dazai said while leaning away from Chuuya as much as possible. He then flipped around and put his feet on Chuuyas chest. "Wow you have a lot of unread emails as well.... Wait.... Are these games for children?" He asked as he clicked on multiple apps and looked at them. "Nakahara Chuuya, Executive of the port mafia, has those weird dog apps!!"

"Give that back!!" Chuuya yelled as his face got a bit hot. He tickled Dazais feet which got Dazai to laugh.

"Chuuya!!! I'm sorry!!! I'm sorry!!! Mercy please!!!" Dazai laughed while kicking his feet.

"Give me my phone back then!!"

".....Fine fine take it!!" Dazai said and then threw the phone. Chuuya caught it and then looked at it and started to look over everything and make sure Dazai hadn't done anything. When he saw everything was fine he sighed and then set his phone down and glared at Dazai. "Don't. Do that again"

"Oh but Chuuya!! Two of your dogs had a puppy~~ Better go check on it~"

"Wait did they really-" Chuuya said and then very swiftly picked up his phone. He smiled a lot as he looked at the dogs on his phone screen and he entered a name for the new puppy and started to spoil it. Dazai just laughed as he laid back onto the couch and looked at the tv. Chuuya grabbed his wine glass and started to sip it while playing the game on his phone.

"Have you ever done anything like that?"

"Like what??"

"Sex obviously"

Then Chuuya choked on his wine and struggled to get it all done. "Why do you want to know?"

"Because we are almost 23! It would be kind of embarrassing if you were still a virgin~~" Dazai teased and then set up and looked at him.

"...I'm not answering that... But are you saying you have?"

"Yep! Why is someone jealous~?"

"No!! Just didn't know that someone could put up with you for that long" Chuuya huffed and then turned to face Dazai.

"Well... Have you ever kissed anyone then?"

"Yeah, many people. Why are you asking all this stuff?"

".... Just thinking about stuff... Thinking about how your lips probably taste like wine.... How soft they would be since you use a ton of chapstick... About how I could leave hickeys under your choker and no one would even know they were there but us... about how you would look so pretty-" That's when Chuuya covered Dazais mouth and made a shushing sound.

"I'll kiss you but that's all for now okay? If we have any sort of relationship let's go slow okay?" Chuuya was still a bit skeptical that Dazai was going to leave but he decided he was going to trust him. For now anyway.

Dazai nodded and then closed his eyes and waited impatiently. He was playing with his bandages and if Chuuya looked close enough then he could see the blush on Dazais cheeks. He took a deep breath then removed his hand from Dazais mouth. He leaned in closer to the other and he very softly pressed their lips together. It was very very sloppy and messy but somehow it just felt so right for the other two. They stayed like that for a minute then Dazai moved his hand to rest in Chuuyas hair and he tilted his head a bit while biting on Chuuyas bottom lip. Chuuya pulled away after that and then Dazai started to laugh while pressing their foreheads together.

"What's so funny asshat?" Chuuya asked and then very slowly breathed out while moving a little closer to Dazai.

"I still can't believe you like childrens dogs games"

"Oi shut up about that!"
They kept arguing for a while but it ended up with Dazai kissing Chuuya again and you can guess what happens after that ; )

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