Molly's Fics Cause she Refuses to Read Them on Ao3

Monster (S)Mash

Tw/Tags: Overstimulation, Mildly Dubious Consent, Multiple Orgasms, Armed Detective Agency Member Dazai Osamu, Halloween, Halloween Costumes
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"You're kidding right?"

The words exited Dazai's mouth as he continued to spin absentmindedly in the office chair, listening to Kunikida discuss Fukuzawa's upcoming plans. The fall weather already setting a dreary atmosphere for the Armed Detective Agency, with the past few days resulting in intense downpour. Had Dazai cared enough he would've been listening to Kunikida's words from the start, with the long winded explanation followed up by key examples of pertinent information. Afterall, Dazai knew most of this information had nothing to do with serious matters, and for once was focused on more important things. Until the words "party" and "Port Mafia" left Kunikida's lips within the same sentence.

"It's per Fukuzawa's orders, so I need you and Atsushi to go and get decor—"

"I'm not attending a pointless party to foster some sort of camaraderie," Dazai's words fall flat, turning to Kunikida with dull eyes and an annoyed expression.

Kunkida lets out a long sigh and begins rubbing his temples. As pointless as Dazai had found the idea, he knew it was grounded in forcing the two organizations to at least tolerate each other for some while. Even so, it wasn't as if they were always at each others throats all the time, except for the fact that Dazai had one particular person in mind that he wanted to avoid. Kunikida's loud exasperation met Dazai's ears and as much as he wanted to protest the orders he was given, he knew that one way or another what needed to get done, would in fact get done.

"Can you cooperate just this once, Dazai? Then you can go back to fantasizing about your next suicidal attempt," Kunikida huffs out, his voice littered with exhaustion.

Dazai rolls his eyes then shrugs his shoulders.

"Fine, the faster it gets done the faster it ends."

Dazai arose from the office chair, letting it lazily start drifting away from the desk and begun making his way towards the door. His first priority was finding Atsushi and his second was to have Atsushi be the one to collect the needed materials.

"Oh, and Dazai," Kunkida summoned Dazai back over.

Dazai half turned around with an annoyed facial expression, wondering what possibly could Kunkida still need.

"Everyone is required to wear a costume," Kunkida said matter of factly, pushing his glasses up, and then shooing Dazai away with his hand, "Carry on now."

Dazai rolled his eyes, biting his tongue and simply turning around without another word. Bickering would be arduous, as it wouldn't solve anything and there was no way he was getting out of this one. Otherwise, Fukuzawa would rip into Dazai and he'd definitely be taking a pay cut for it. Making a beeline for the door before he could be stopped again, he made his way to the bottom floor of the building, running straight into someone just before reaching the door. Dazai shot them a disgusted look, doing a double take upon realizing who he'd just run into.

"Sorry Dazai! Kunikida said he needed me for something but he said if I ran into you to just ask you first. So what was it that he needed?" Atsushi asks, his voice cheery and if loyalty could be conveyed through tone of voice, Dazai reckoned it'd be full of that too.

"Well it's a good thing that I ran into you then because Kunkida wants you to get decorations for a halloween party," Dazai says more chipper than he was in his previous conversation.

"A halloween party? Okay then, I thought it would be something more important but if that's all he needs—"

"And get yourself a costume too, you'll be needing it!" Dazai cuts him off, starting to head out the door.