Dazai opens one of his eyes "Wait, shut up right now are you serious?" Atsushi nodded "I ran into him at the supermarket and he told me about it after somebody ran into him and he said sorry!"
"Interesting... did he swear at all with you?" Dazai asked, Atsushi shook his head "It was like he was suddenly the most kid friendly TV show ever!"
"Oh I have to see this for myself!" Dazai exclaimed "Tell Kunikida I'm getting bandages or something"
He heads out the door, luck for him he knows Chuuya's schedule. Well... not exactly, he kinda just texts Akutagawa to tell him where he is.
Dazai:
Heyo Akutagawa!
Could you tell me where Chuuya is pleaseeeeee
The second choice:
No
Dazai:
If you don't tell me I'll tell Atsushi you said you think his tiger is cool
The second choice:
He's at the market looking for a new hat
Dazai:
Thank you!
The man sighed happily to himself "Oh the joy of having black mail"
He quickly headed to the market, finding Chuuya come out of a store holding a bag. Dazai rushed over to him "Hiya Chuuya! How are you!" To his utter shock Chuuya smiled "Hello Dazai, I'm actually doing great how are you?"
He looked... nice?!?
Oh god it's happening.
HES BECOMING GOOD
"Sooo you buying another ugly hat I see?" Dazai says, he knows how much he cares about his hats and how he cares a lot about his appearance.
"Mmm? Well I don't think they're ugly but yes I am buying a hat, say what are you doing here? I don't normally see you in this part of the market"
Chills... he's getting goosebumps just looking at him smile.
It wasn't even an evil smile either.
"Uhhh, yeah? I'm looking for a new coat," Dazai says lying through his teeth "You know, I have to look my best to always upstage you"
Chuuya nodded "Well, I normally buy my coats over there, I suppose I'll take second place if it's to you alone"
UGH
EW
HES NICE
HES ACTUALLY NICE
"How about you join me! I'm sure with your wide variety of useless knowledge I'll find you useful" Dazai NEEDS to get a ride out of him... he doesn't know why but nice Chuuya was worst then normal Chuuya.
"Yeah sure I'll help out! I do have a lot of knowledge on this kind of stuff"
"Great let's go, Shortie!"
He didn't even blink at the name... is he broken? Like is he actually broken?! He could have sworn Chuuya didn't even have a nice smile, it was either evil or scowl.
Dazai and Chuuya headed into the shop, many different coats and coats styles hung along the walls and racks. Chuuya takes Dazai to a sections with coats that are similar to his own.
"Oh! Try on this one! It'll look great on you!" Chuuya says handing him a coat.
The two shop, then head out, Dazai dressed in a new coat and Chuuya had gotten a new coat as well.
"So... is everyone such a freak for clothes or is it just you" Dazai says, He's been tossing insults after insults and Chuuya somehow dismisses it?!
Chuuya gets a text sighing "I need to take a trip to the store, Tachihara needs some things from the drug store"
Dazai nodded "I wouldn't want your itty-bitty arms breaking under all the weight of the things so I'll help you!"
"Really? Thank you so much! I'm that case could you hold my coat bag for me?"
STOP
STOP IT
STOP IT RIGHT NOW
I WILL CATCH FEELINGS FOR YOU IF YOU KEEP THIS UP IM NOT JOKING
They go into the store, Chuuya getting a few hygienic things before snagging a bag of chips and started browsing the chocolate section.
"What are you doing? You you know dogs really should not eat chocolate" Dazai says holding the products as he stands behind Chuuya awkwardly.
"Mmm? I'm not getting this for a dog! I'm getting it for Tachihara... however I can't remember if he prefers vanilla or caramel more"
"It's caramel, he only eats vanilla because it's Gin's favorite"
"Caramel it is!"
Chuuya takes the things heading to the counter, he smiled again "Wow, it seems we came at a great time the line is so short"
"Yeah, maybe it's cosplaying you"
No reaction again?! Does he need a doctor?
The redhead places the stuff on the counter proceeding to pay. Dazai groans "Hurry up, or did your height affect your speed as well?"
"Im already done don't worry" Chuuya says "Can you take the bag please, I need to make one more stop and I'll carry that bag"
Dazai takes the bags following Chuuya, he was lead to another drug store, the shorter goes in, quickly grabbing and buying a drink.
They head back to The Port Mafia, Dazai sighed "Shortieeeee, can't you use your power to make these bags lighter! Or are you just gonna be useless"
Chuuya tapped the bags making them lighter "Aha sorry it seems I forgotten about that, your not hurting that bad are you?"
OOOOOOO GAY
YOU KNOW WHAT IM GAY
LORDDDDD I LIKE MEN
MORE SPECIFICALLY CHUUYA
THIS IS MY GAY AWAKENING
HAPPY PRIDE
"No I'm not that hurt"
"Great, let's go upstairs then, Tachihara needs these things"
He heads up stairs, the HQ was always so nicely done. Chuuya finds Tachihara on the couch, giving him the bag from the store as well as the drink he got.
The redhead cried as he hugged Chuuya, just a little but still. Dazai takes the other stuff to Chuuya's office. It hasn't changed a bit sense he left.
It was slightly nostalgic.
Dazai puts down the bags as Chuuya checked the time, he spoke "Look, I don't know why you have been so nice, what's with the change of pace?"
Chuuya smiled "Well... recently I've been letting my temper control me on missions, it doesn't really end well so I made a deal with myself"
"A deal?
"Yes a deal, The deal was to be nice and not get angered by anything for 24 hours"
Dazai laughed "Aww, what a shame it's so temporary"
Chuuya laughed as well "Yes well, I'm glad you came along with me"
"Wait, you are?"
"Yes"
The clock strikes 12:00pm
"Because, my 24 hours are up and I cannot wait to release this anger"
Chuuya turns to Dazai, The ground beneath him cracking slightly as a red hue surrounded him.
"So, are you going to beg for Mercy?"
SHIT
that's kinda hot
BUT SHIT
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The next morning he arrived to work with so many bruises and injuries Kunikida got worried he may have had a fight with god himself.
He was healed be Yosano a few minutes later but the mental pain was still there.
And his newfound bisexuality.
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RomanceOneshots of Dazai and Chuuya Each chapter has the tags at the top of the chapter (Ecxept for older ones) be sure to read them!! The Oneshots were requested from a friend. Idk what order they're in. Top Dazai Osamu Bottom Nakahara Chuuya It doesn't c...
