Roommates | A Sashannarcy Story |

Chapter 25 : Don't call me Sir

Anne happily waved goodbye to a Class that She had just taught, Once They were gone She sighed, looking down at the Pink frog in Her hands.

She brought Him close to Her face, "Hey buddy," She chuckled, lightly petting His head, "I wonder how... the real you is doing now..."

"The real who?"

Anne jumped as She looked Behind Her, She sighed, "Oh, Hey Caleb." She greeted Her Co-Worker who Worked in the Snake Habitat Area.

He smiled, tilting His head, "What're you doing? I came to ask you to come take care of the Snakes that just Broke out, but you were just Talking to yourself."

Anne bit the inside of Her mouth, "Oh, well I was just thinking about my Brother-... wait... Did you say Snakes broke out?!?!"

Caleb brightly smiled, "Yes sir'e! and I need you to-"

"Don't call me Sir."

"Oh right, sorry..."

Caleb cleared His throat, Once again smiling, "Anyways, I need you to do your Weird Animal hypnotizing Dance to get them Back in Their cage!"

Anne blinked, "How are you always so happy even when Poisonous Snakes have Escaped?"

Caleb did some jazz hands, "I'm an Optimist!"

Anne chuckled, "That's an understatement." She cracked Her neck, "Alright, Time to do the Ol' Plantar Family Dance."

Caleb tilted His head with Interest, "The what?"

"Not Important." Anne told Him as She walked into the Snake Area.

She sighed when She saw the Snakes, She slightly rolled Her eyes when She felt Her co-worker's eyes on Her, She dragged Her left foot to the side, "Oh little Snakes~!" They all looked at Her.

She bent down into a Ballet Second position Grand Plié with Her hands on the Ground, Then straightened Her legs, putting Her hips from side to side, Then She stood up, swinging Her arms below Herself, then Above Herself, swinging Them back and forth, Then She made Her eyes wide, making little 'pop-pop-pop' Noises as She gently hit the side of Her face.

She flopped down onto the Ground, hopping up and down like a Fish out of water, She hopped back up into a Ballet First Position, wacking Her upper body on the ground over and over again, She slowly raised Her arms up before Snapping.

She smirked, "Go back into your Habitats." She slightly tilted Her head, "Except you, Albino Granite Burmese Python, C'mere."

The Snake did as She said, slithering up Her arm, and wrapping Itself around Her hand.

Anne gave it a tiny Pet on the head before feeling a buzz in Her pocket, She walked over to the Cage and put the snake in it before checking Her phone.

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Sashy : A Friendly reminder that your Therapy Appointment is at 10:00 AM.
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Anne snorted before texting back with a smirk,

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Sashy : A Friendly reminder that your Therapy Appointment is at 10:00 AM.

~new message~

Anna Banana : PFFFFTTT "A Friendly reminder" who are you and why would you ever think sasha would use proper grammar?
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