Desi Chora Vilayti Maim (beauty)

Purpose

Mew kahan man ne wala tha. Uske piche piche chal ne laga . Gulf ne ek girl se class puchi or class room me enter kar liya. Mew uske piche hi ander aa gya. Gulf bich me ek seat pe baith gaya. Ek ladka uski class ka us seat pe baithane laga.

Mew -  Oh tanne apni hadiyan te Prem koni Raya ke . (Don't u have love for ur bones ). Saale bhabhi hai teri  ,peeche chala ja Tawali si ( jaldi se ) . Meri ladoo dhore (near ) me hi bethunga. Aaj te log aur lugai ikthe baithenge ( from today hubby and wife will sit together) . Aur saare chore sunlo class ke ya thare Bhai ki lugai hai ,thari bhabhi. Saala koisa dikh gya na iske aas pass bhi bheet me gaad dunga meri sasu ke ne . ( If anyone come near him I will burry that son of my mother in law in ground).

Yeh sunke oh chora to peeche bhaj gya (bhag gaya) .Mew Jake gulf ke pass baith gaya. Gulf ka face gusse se lal ho gaya.

Gulf - How dare u desi . Aise kyun kaha apne . Hum apki property nahin hain.  Don't talk about me anything u villager. I really don't like u . Itna chipko mut aap humse . Hume apke pass nahin bethna .
Stupid ladka.

Mew - Ladoo lugai to log ki personal property hi Howe aur log lugai ki. Isme ke baat hogi. Mere rehte koi saala meri lugai dhore ( near ) baith jai , susre ki tang pad ke aakash me sukha dunga . I am Suppa Choudhary the pehlwan. Samjh me aya meri jalebi. Ji kare tanne budhke budhke kha Jun ( I want to eat u in bits ) . Kitni makkhan burgi dholi (white) hai tu gaal jamma rasgule barge ur yeh laal hont itne rasile kati phul barge . Yo Suppa pahlwan to pagal hogya jamma. Tu to pari hai kati .Mere te ke kya karen angrezi me friendsip kar le ne Meetho meri . Tanne roj apni ma ke hath ka churma khuanga kati desi ghee me bana hoya. Aur tere khatr apni bhains ka dudh bhi launga kati nikdu ( pure ). Man ja ne meri meethi meethi meetho. Tu jo kawegi wahi karunga meri ladooo. Mrs. Suppa pahlwan.

Gulf - U r a mad guy . Kya kah rahen hain app. Friendship wo bhi aap jaise gawar se never. U r Suppa Choudhary than I am also kanna Jain. I am the topper in board exam. I am a brilliant student. Kahan aap kahan hum . Aur don't call me lugai. What the hell. I am a boy . Aur aap hume acche nahin lagte . Agar humare daddy ko pata chala apki itni pitai karenge aap bhul na paoge . Samjhe . Chipku ladka.hmm

Mew - Ladoo manne ni pata tera boy aur girl. Main to tere te hi biyaah karaunga. Aur tere daddy ne susra banaunga. Susre ki ek do chappal bhi kha lunga koi baat na. Tera log to main hi banunga meri kanna baby. Ha

Gulf - Go to hell. Batmeej ladka . Hun

The lecturer enter the class . Every one wishes him.  He starts the lecture . Par humare Suppa pehlwan ki aankhen to apni meethi pe tik gayi thi. Use dekh dekh ke pagalon ki tarah muskura rahe the. Gulf ne baar baar use ghor ke dekha par use koi farak nahi pada. Sara lecture chala gaya. .
Next lecture me gulf dusari sit pe baith gaya ek ladki ke pass. Wo bhi Delhi se thi. Dono bat karne lage . Mew ab bhi use dekh raha tha . Gulf ne use jeebh dikhai. Mew hasne laga .

Next lecture free tha . Gulf us ladki ke sath canteen chala gaya. Suppa bhi apne lafadiye doston ke sath piche piche .

Ohm - Aur Suppa Bhai ke report hai. Bhabhi gel (sath) bat Hui kuch . Ke boli . Chappal Mari hogi tere muh pe . Ha ha . Aur gaali ke ke deyi angrezi me . Saale desi ke samajh to ayi na hogi pari ki gaali. Bus bawle ki dhaal ( like insane )iske suthre muh ne lakhaye gaya hoga . ( His beautiful face watching continuesly).

Mew - Suppa pahlwan ne halke me lewe ke. Kati purpose mar diya pehle hi din. Aur churma bhi offer kar diya meri maa ka banaya. Par thodi sharmawe thari bhabhi ibi . Dheere dheere man jawegi. Prem me jor koni chalda . Pyaar te pataunga isne . Dekhiye aise aise gift launga . Kati razi ho jegi.

Mile - ke tu Rani har dega isne.  Tera bappu ter te paise to denda na . Gift kit te lawega ( ur father doesn't give u money from where u bring gift) . Saale main udhar na dewun . Pehle hi tanne mere naam te canteen ka itna bil bitha rakhya hai. Saand ki dhaal khawe susra . 8 logon ka khana ekla hi kha zawe .

Mew - Susre pehlwani karun hun. Pata hai kitne Dand pele the kaal . ( U know how much excercise i do .) Khana to pade hi hai . Ur 70 kile hain mhare. Paise ki ke Kami. Mera bapu kanjoos hai . Maa de degi. Jitne mangega uska lal.

Sare huste hain . Gulf unhe door se dekh raha hota hai. Wo ladki bhi uske pass baithi hoti hai. Her name is Ruhi.

Ruhi- Kanna don't look at them.  Let them be . Yeh gande ladke Hain . Bloody villager. Or yeh Suppasit to bus ladai karne hi ata hai jaise college. Jitna hot hai utna hi ganwar . Agar yeh City se hota to I really talk to him. But not now. And u don't worry agar yeh phir kuch kahe mere bhai se kah denge . He is our senior Kao Sehgal. He is very popular among girls here. I will make u meet him . He is very handsome too. By the way u r really gorgeous kanna.

Gulf - Thanks Ruhi. I really don't like this guy. Hamare piche hi pad gaya yeh to . Kya karen Hume dar lag raha hai . Mamma ne kaha yeh dangerous hote hain .Agar akele me hume kahin pakd liya to. Ruhi kanna is scared.

Ruhi - Don't worry kanna. I am with u. He can't say anything to me . And u too. I am the daughter of the president of college. Don't worry na baby .

Gulf nodded. They both have their lunch. Gulf go to the counter to pay bill.

Mew - Pisse na liye . ((Don't take money). Suppa Choudhary ki Mrs. Hai yeh . Pisse liye na yahin teri sari canteen khinda dunga .(i will ruin ur canteen)  Mere khate me likh de . Meri laddu te rapiye na le liya meri sassu ke.

Canteen wala dar gaya . Use is desi Jatt ka pata hai. Dimag to guddi me hai . Bus mar dhad aati hai. Usne gulf ko hath jod diye.  Kaha bhabhi ji bhaiya ke account me likh diya . Aap rehne do .

Gulf ne phir use ghoor ke dekha jo ki pagalon ki tarah muskura raha tha dil pe hath rakh ke .

Gulf - U desi Villager I am not ur wife and never be . Hum aapki biwi nahin hain and don't call me Mrs. Suppasit. Hum kanna Jain hain . Ganwar ladka. Hmm.

Author's note
Kaise laga chapter. Plssss give lots of coment.