Desi Chora Vilayti Maim (beauty)

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Thodi der bad Dono tayar hoke bahar jate hain . Suppa has worn a white shirt and a jeans and the pretty kanna wears a narrow short pant and a loose pink hoody . Suppa holds his hand and take baby to the car. He make him sit on the passenger seat and gullu in his lap . Then sit on driver seat and starts the car . They has gone to a well standard dhaba . Its chole bhature are famous.  Suppa wanna treat his wife with chole bhature   .

They both enters the dhaba . But the crowd there is not so good and well behaved.  They are looking kanna with inappropriate manner . But they are not paying attention towards these people as usual.  They are lost in each other so much.

Suppa - gullu ki mummy  tere te badiya  na banata koi chole bhature duniya me . Par yahan ke bhi famous hain. Kha ke dekh meri matooooo. Gulu mere laal main ibi aya washroom ja ke. Mummy ka dyaan rakhiye . gullu ki maa phone kar diye kuch baat ho to.

Kanna - oho gulu daddy aap washroom jaa rahe ho border pe nahin . Jaao jaldi .

Suppa laughs. He goes to the washroom. 
Kanna is playing with gullu .

Kanna - Gullu baby aap ko kya khana hai. Tell mamma. Daddy will buy for u ma baby .

Kanna ko kuch londe dekh rahe hote hain or sun bhi rahe hote hain. Un me se ek aata hai uske pass .

Boy -  Re kattoooo is gudde ki mamma banke ke khush hori meri jaan. Aaja tanne suchi ki maa banaun apne chore ki. Is gudde ke daddy ke baski na hai tere bargi cheez sambhalani.

Kanna - Aap kya bakwas kar rahe ho. Humare gulu daddy apki itni pitai laggayege ki kabhi daddy nahin ban paoge samjhe. We Pehlwan hain pata bhi hai. Chup chaap chale jao apni seat pe. Gulu is getting scared from u .

Tabhi itne me aur londe aa jate hain. Kanna gets scared.  He hold gullu tightly.
Kanna - Gullu baby don't. .....don't get scared.  ......mamma is with u   ...  na baby .....daddy is ..   Is ...coming soon ....sh....sh... ma bab.....y .

Boy - Re gudde teri maa ki puppy leunga ib me kass ke .   ......apne daddy ne bata diye ..... Ha ha
Sub husne lagte hain. Kanna starts sobbing. .. Ek uski taraf hath badhata hai tabhi one viney strong hand hold his wrist and twist it. He screams in pain.

Kanna looks at his hubby.  He at once hug him. Suppa holds him tightly and pats his head. She stops sobbing.  He makes him sit at other chair  far from the boys . He then pats gullu s head and kiss his wifeys temple.

Kanna - Lets go gullu daddy peesh peesh. .....na ....don't fight with these bad people.  ...  Ae ji chalo ns gullu daddy humme dar lag raha hai ...  ....peesh

Suppa - Re bhagwan tere bhaiyon ki khatir daari to kar dun. Kyun gullu mere laal tere mama bura man jenge warna ke jija ne  mehmaan nawazi na kari . Tu yahin beth meri ladoo. Gullu dyaan rakh mummy ka . Daddy ji ibi aye bus.

He again kiss both of them and goes to the boys.
Boy - Ganna banne na. Hum 12 hain tu akela. Bhuss  bhar denge tera maar maar ke. Chup chaap is gulabo ne chod jaa. Jaan chod denge teri . chal daffa ho jaldi si. Re meri jaan kyun shahid karwegi apne aashiq ne ke.

Suppa - Re apni maa ke log saale gaad dunga yahin susre ne.....   Apne jija te baat karni na ati Haramjyade.  Hath lagga ke dekh apni behn ke. Donno hath na tode to kahiyo .

Dusra ladka - Chal pher pehlwan shart (bet ) lagawe ..  Teri banno kawe thi tu bhot badda Pehlwan hai. .....

Suppa - Theek kaya meri lugai ne. .harami .  wah juth na bola karti kadi . Bol ke shart hai. ...

Boy - Gar hara dega hum sub ne to ek lakh rupay main deunga tanne . Aur haar gya to yaa chitti kabutri ( pegon  ) Mhari ... Bol hai himmat ....ke dar gaya ..  Mard banne ghana .
Second boy - Mard honda to londiya ne ghumanda  .Susra is meethe chore gel ishq ladda rah. Ha ha . Ise Ise kamsin londe majje len ke hoya karen susre pehlwaan.  Banno na banaya karte meethe ne. Ha ha . Saala pagal .....lugai banara isne. ...

Boy - Theek kawe . par iska kasoor na hai bhai. Isa piece na hai dusra koi. Itni suthari to chori bhi na pawe koi Haryana  me .ha ha ... Kissi ne bhi pagal kar degi yaa ek smile te. Main to rani banaunga isne apni. Maa kasam.

Suppa - Haram ki aulad. ...Meri lugaai ke baare me aisi baat kari tanne. Jaanda ni manne tera baap hum me teri maa ka log. Puch liye jaake aaj apni maa te ......Haramkhor. .....Ek ek ke haad todunga  aur lakh rupay bhi leke jawega thara jijja kutton. 

Suppa starts beating them mercilessly.  He breaks the table and beat them with its leg . Us ladke ki gardan pakad ke uski kamar me lagataar dande lagata hai . danda tut jata hai  . peeche se aur ladke hamla karte hain. Suppa ek ek karke unki dhulayi karta hai. Kissi ka hath todta hai kissi ki tang. Saare thodi der me jameen pe pade  hote hain . Dard se karah rahe hote hain.
Suppa us londe ke pass jata hai .

Suppa - Han bhai saale ....karde maan ib jija ki ...de lakh rupay warna or todunga meri Sassu ke ne. ....

Wo darke  lakh rupay de deta hai ..

Suppa - Aaja mere gullu ji maa meri jaan ne sopping karunga ....chal gullu mere laal liya mummy ne bhi ....Bhagwan apne bhaiyon ne bye to keh de ....

Kanna at once run towards his hubby while clapping with his cute little palms.  Suppa use god me utha leta hai hai . kanna just kiss his cheeks.

Kanna - Humne kaha tha na aap sub she ..hmm ke hamare hubby bahut strong hain . Pitai lagayenge app shub ki. Dekho abhi kitni chot lagg gayi . Aap sub hospital chale janna aur medicine le lena ohk .....hubby hmmm I am hugly naaa ...ahhh . Chalo kahin aur chalen . Ai zi gullu daddy. ......hamali watch kharab ho gayi ...   .....dilado  na peesh peesh hamare acche gullu daddy. .

Suppa - Re bhagwan jo marzi liye ...tere bhaiyon ne maan kar di jija ki lakh rupay ki. ( maan means jo ladaki ke bhai ya baap rupees dete hain apne jamai ko as a gift ) .Aur sun lo kutton is bichare ka sara nuksaan bhar diyo na marunga saalon ke lath . chalo ib jaaun thari behn ne aur bhanje ne bhukh lag ri . Ta ta

Suppa apni meethi ko god me leke gaadi me bitha deta hai aur chal padata hai restaurant me. ....

Dono ek doosre ko bade pyaar se khilate hain. Phir ek hi cup se icecream khate hain. Dono kitne khush hain.

Raat ho jaati hai market me ghumte  hue ..Kanna does lots of shopping and Suppa just smile on his demanding biwi . He buys for Suppa too.

Dono wapis aa rahe hote hain tabhi ek sunsan jagah par gaadi band ho jati hai. Kanna gets scared but Suppa kehta hai koi darne ki baat nahin hai. Par us road pe dur tak kuch nahin hota . Tabhi ek jawan ladka 21 22 saal ka dhoti kurte me aata hai unke pass. Kanna hides behind Suppa. He has lalten in his hand . .

Boy - Kon ho aap log . Itni raat yahan theek na hai rehna. Seher  ke hoo.

Suppa - Han bhai ji seher ke hain. Gaadi kharab pad gayi. Meri gel meri lugai bhi hai. Samajh na ara kya karun. Manne gaadi ki samjh na hai itni. Apni bullet to samar leun apne aap . Ya dare hai andhere te . kahin raat gujaran  ki jagah mil jegi ke.

Boy - Bilkul bhai . Chalo dono mere ghar. Pass me hi hai. Chalo .

Dono chal padate hain uske peeche .

Author's note
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