Desi Chora Vilayti Maim (beauty)

Jail again

The police men take Suppa to police station.  Where the Inspector is sitting .

Constable - Sahb li aye is kamin ne . Iska isa fanta ( Beating)  taro yaad kare susra. Kawe tha muh hi muh pe bajaunga. Meri saasu ka.

Inspector Ramphal - Re  Hawaldar is bulad ne kit liaya  dubara . Badi muskil te picha chudaya  tha iste.  Saale tu to Rahu banake beth gya meri kundali me . 
Re bhole baba manne ke paap kare hain . Yo Haramkhor kyun bhej diya pher.

Chai aur Samosa leke  constable ata hai . Table pe rakh deta hai. Suppa utha ke chai peene lag jata hai aur Samosa thanedar ke uthane se pehle hi utha kar khane lagta hai. Inspector use ghoor ke dekhta hai . Suppa apni bateesi deekha deta hai. Ramphal inspector apne mathe pe hath marta hai .

Suppa - Thanedar ji Suchi bhole baba mere te ghana prem kare hai . Kal hi mere baapu ne ghar te kad ( nikal ) diya mai aur aaj dekho rehn khatir jail mil gi . khane ke laale  ho re the. Ib koi chinta na hai. Aap doge ib to khan ne Suppa pehlwan ne. Baki meri diet to aapne pata hi hai. Manne ghani bhukh lagri hai. Khana liya re hawaldar  susre . Saheb ka khas kaidi hun main. Haina thanedar ji . Baki Hawaldar chai me meetha thoda tha aur samosa ghana teekha tha. Agli baar dono badiya hone chahiye na te ulta latka ke pitunga  mere saale ne . Haina Sirji . Khana liya jaldi ib . Chal bhazza .

Thanedaar - Harami susral aya hai ke . Kamin meri cha pigya . Samossa tere baap ne bheja hai  Saale. Kha gya haramkhore.  Susre hotel hai yeh. Tere baap ne dhaba khol rakha . Aajega  jub dekho. Ek to harami ka pata lene tak na ata koi. Zammant to dur rahi. Ib ke drugs bhi len lagya pehlwan tu. Ke baat teri lugai chod ke bhag gi ke tanne . Uske gum me drugs len lagya ke bulad .

Suppa - Meri lugai kyun jawegi  manne chod ke. Ur drugs na leta Suppa pehlwan.  Bhole baba ki kasam . kissi apni maa ke log ne phansaya hai manne. Aur jahan tak mera dimag kaam kare hai mere susral alo ki harkat hai yeh . par koi ni . Manne bhi yaad ari thi thari sub ki. Ib kai din rahunga maje te . Waise bhi mere dhore ghar na hai koi ib. Sadak pe rehna padta . Ib to aaram te sounga jail me kha pi ke. Mere ladoo te baat karani na bhuliye thanedar.  Meri Jamanat koi dewe na. Mere yaron  pe pisse na hain aur koi dewe na. So welcome Suppa choudhary in jail .

Thanedaar - Daal is kamin ne jail me. Aur sath ale kaidiyon  ki roti chini aur kissi ki tudai  kari to mere saale ki khaal  tarunga  belt te. Roti do hi milegi tame gel ( Time se ) .Sunni. Le ja Hawaldar is bulad ne. Kamin susra . Aise aise kamino ne bahu mil ja hai Suthari suthari.  Kitni pyaari hai iski gulu ki maa . Manne dekho Sarkari thanedar lag rah. 6.5 feet height,  Chodi chati gabru jawan.  Manne na mili lugai ib lag. Kash yo bulad Raam ne pyara hoja aur iski setting meri hoja . Hi ladoo aaj bat karoonga tere te.

Suppa - Sari sunu hun main rande thanedar.  Main na marn ka ibi . Aur meri lugai  pe raal na gere . Main hi log banunga uska . Susra randa .

Inspector - Kaan tej hain bulad susre ke. Sun liya sub . Theek hai theek hai. Chup marle . Susra nakhad. 

Udhar Kanna baar baar  phone ko dekh raha hota hai ki shayad uske gulu ke daddy ka phone aa jaye. Use chinta ho rahi hai uski .

Mile or Ohm bible ko phone karke sub bata dete hain.

Ohm - Bhai ji mhare Suppa ne kadi nasha pata nahin kiya . Wo to dusron ko sikhata hai ki yeh sub bahut bura hai . Use phansaya  gaya hai  . Chuda lo mhare Suppa ko.

Mile - yeh kissi ki chal hai. Mhare yaar ke khilaf . Bhai ji jamanat de do plss uski.

Bible - Yeh mujhe pata hai. Aur kisne kiya hai yeh bhi pata hai. Par yeh case itna sidha nahin hai. Yeh drugs ka case hai . Itni jaldi jamanat nahin ho sakegi bacchon.  Main par puri koshish karunga lawyer ke pass ja raha hun. Wahi koi rasta batayega. Jis rival Pehlwan ne case kiya hai uska pata karte hain pehle . Agar wo case wapis le lega to Suppa chut jayega . Tum uska pata karo main lawyer se milta hun. Jao.

Dono bible ko hug karte hain aur chale jate hain.

Raat ko Hawaldar khana deta hai Suppa ko . Khana khake pet nahi bharta uska . Dusre kaidi ko dhamka ke usse bhi khana le leta hai. Wo uska muh dekh raha hote hai .

Suppa - Meri Sassu ke nazar lawega  khane pe . Khan de manne chain te. Na te katunga mere saale ne. Manne phir apni lugai te bhi baat karni. Chinta kar ri hogi bichari. Chal koon me beth ja ( Corner ) .Bhookhad  susra .

Thodi der baad khana khake Suppa thanedar ke age hath jodta hai.

Suppa - Sirji  khana kha liya ib lugai te baat karado  ne ib . Na te manne neend na awegi   . pher ek adhe ne pitunga gusse me. Pher aap manne pitoge . Pher bhi na manunga. Aap to jaano manne. Meri lugai  pareshan hori hogi . Bimar uthi ibi ibi wah . Chinta acchi na hai uske liye. Karado bhi . Apne log ki ghanni chinta kare hai wah . Mere gulu ki mummy ghani bholi hai.

Thanedaar - Nu na sochiye tere khatir karun phone Manne chand ki chinta hai is khatir phone karn deun me . Jaldi batla liye. Susra nakhad  . Khoon pi liya meetha meetha.  He bhole baba. Laun phone Susre . Ruk jaa.

Suppa khush ho jata hai.

Author note
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