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33 - foam noodle

hello ;) today's one shot is just playful seoksoo so I hope you'll like it!
Remember to take care of yourself even in the summertime. heatwaves and ac can get you sick if you're not careful. remember to stay hydrated!
Enjoy and feedback is always appreciated ;)

It was a normal trip to the store. Seokmin and Jisoo needed to restock their apartment on things like vegetables, fruits, meat, candies and snacks (they will not admit it out loud) as well as some toiletries. And everything was going smoothly until Seokmin saw the aisle with the pools. He excused himself from his lover and went to explore. After taking a look at the floaties and different pools, his eyes were drawn by the foam noodles he used to play with as a kid.

Jisoo was searching for their favorite brand of milk when Seokmin came to him with two foam noodles, a blue one and a red one.

"Baby ! Look what I found !"

"What ? But we don't need it. We don't even have a pool."

"Who said I'm going to buy it ?"

"Babe I can't stress this enough but what the fuck is your idea right now ?"

"Let's have a battle !"

"What ! In a store ? No. You're crazy !"

"Afraid to lose ?"

"Excuse me !"

"You're excused baby. I'm going to put this back."

"Lee Seokmin. Get back here, I'm gonna kick your ass !"

"Competitive much ?"

"Give me that noodle."

"I thought you didn't want to battle ?"

"Well you provoked me and I need to prove you wrong."

"We'll see about that."

Seokmin gave to his lover the blue foam noodle with a wink and got in a fencing position. He heard Jisoo giggling before seeing him do the same thing. He smirked and waited for his boyfriend to attack him. He felt the first hit on his hip before feeling another one on his head.

"I see this is how you wanna play."

"Well you gave me a blue noodle which means I'm a jedi and yours is red which means you're a villain. So another reason for me to win."

"Seriously Star Wars ?"

"Why not ? You're playing or not because it's getting kinda boring babe."

Seokmin smirked before hitting Jisoo's rib with his noodle and running away. He heard his boyfriend yelling after him before hearing him running after him. Jisoo was competitive, he knew it, and it was what made games so fun to play with him because he always wanted to win, and did everything to do so. It worked most of the time.

Jisoo caught up with him pretty quickly because he decided to abandon their shopping cart in the middle of the milk aisle to win the game initiated by his lover. His next hit was aimed for Seokmin's butt but landed on the back of his knees.

"I see the jedi caught me, what is he going to do to me ?"

"Stop pretending you know Star Wars and fight like you wanted to."

"All right."

Seokmin threw his foam noodle at the face of his boyfriend who parried it with his own foam noodle. Jisoo decided to attack his boyfriend's legs next, but Seokmin was fast and parried it smoothly. Seokmin pushed his noodle into Jisoo's rib before he pushed it away.

"I touched you right ? That's a point for me."

"Because we have points now ?"

"How do you expect to win this game if not for points ?"

"I don't know."

Jisoo hit him on his arm."

"I guess that's a point for me then."

"Well yes but that was an easy one. I practically gave it to you."

With those words, he hit his boyfriend in the stomach. Jisoo riposted by hitting on the chest. Their fight lasted for at least fifteen minutes before they got interrupted.

"Sirs ! This is a store not a playground ! I have to ask you to stop !"

The two lovers turned their heads to be met with a shop clerk that was clearly uncomfortable. Probably a younger employee that was sent to do some work one of his superiors didn't want to do.

"Oh we're sorry. We meant no harm."

"Okay. Please stop fighting with those foam noodles, you're scaring some of our customers. And if you have nothing to buy, you can leave the store. Thank you."

"We were just grocery shopping. We got a little carried away. No need to worry, we'll get what we need and we'll be out in no time."

"Thank you."

Seokmin turned to his boyfriend before laughing at his embarrassed face.

"Baby it's fine."

"We scared some of the customers because we were playing with foam noodles, that is ridiculous."

"I know right. Want to get them to play at home ?"

"What ? No ! Go put them back, I'll go get the cart and we're out of here."

"Baby it's fine. Are you embarrassed ?"

"No."

Seokmin smiled at the pout taking place on his boyfriend's lips and kissed it away.

"I don't believe you but okay. Let's do what you said. I'll catch up with you at the checkout."

Seokmin kissed Jisoo's cheek before disappearing into the aisle to put the foam noodles where he took them. Jisoo went back to the milk aisle and found their cart in the middle of it, untouched. He picked out some snacks as he was walking to the checkout. Seokmin was already waiting for him and they quickly paid for everything. Their cashier was the same employee that scolded them earlier so Jisoo couldn't help but apologize again.

"We're sorry for earlier. We got caught up in the moment."

"It's okay. My managers were mad and asked me to stop you guys. But you were very funny to watch so it's all good for me."

Seokmin smiled at the employee as Jisoo apologized once again and they left the store. Everything was loaded in the trunk in no time and the two were out of the store parking lot quickly.

"I can't believe we almost got kicked out of the store."

"It's fine we were just playing. You heard the employee : it was funny to watch. And you had a great time, no ?"

"Yeah, it was fun."

"See, nothing to worry about. Next time, let's fight with some of those toy swords !"

"Next time ? There is no next time."

"We'll see about that, baby."