Playing with my food. (Horror sans X Reader)

Movies

—Your POV—

It was now 1:23 PM, time flies when you're having fun, right? You were vegging out on Horror's lap, enjoying the delectable spaghetti Crooks made you all. He mentioned substituting some ingredients to better suit your 'standards', then Horror murmured something about cannibalism. 

Sure it all kind of went over your head, but you ate it nonetheless. 

"That was delicious Mr. Crooks!" You beamed at the large skeleton.

 "THANK YOU HUMAN! I'M GLAD IT WAS ENOUGH TO PLEASE YOU!" He shouted back, before looking at his brother who gave him a sleepy smile. "I don't really feel like doin' anything bro. I got some bad sleep last night." 

Stealing another glance at Horror, you finally noticed the dark bags under his eye sockets. (Tf?) You giggled silently, stealthily snapping a photo of you and the sleepy skele. You'd edit that later and give Horror cat ears! The thought made you laugh, catching Crooks' and Horror's attention. 

"WHAT IS SO FUNNY HUAMN?" "Yeah Cupcake, what's gotcha' snickering like a bandit." You looked up at them, a blood red flush drowning out your normal skin color. "It's n-nothing Horror-San and Mr. Crooks!" Horror yawned, muttering a 'kay' and Crooks brought a gloved hand to his chin. 

"BROTHER AND HUMAN, I BELIEVE WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE." Crooks announced, a look of concern on his features. "No thanks bro, can't we just sit here and watch a movie or something?" Crooks gasped at that suggestion, little stars lighting up his dull black eye sockets.

"THAT IS A SPLENDID IDEA BROTHER!" Crooks bellowed, zipping off somewhere to grab the remote and you assumed. The front room already had a TV, and Horror's selected couch had the best view of it. You looked up at Horror, who was slowly but surely falling asleep. You thought that eventually, you would too, underneath a thick blanket with your calmed 'master'. Who was usually vicious and intimidating.

"Hey Cupcake, let me lay some knowledge on you." Horror said drowsily. You nodded in response, ready for whatever Horror was about to say. "Never break a person's heart, they only have one of those." Horror said, receiving another nod from you. "Instead, break their bones, they have 206." You flinched at that, and made Horror chuckle. 

Crooks came bounding back in the room, unaware of you and Horror's little discussion. "I HAVE ACQUIRED THE REMOTE!" Crooks exclaimed, plopping heavily on the couch next to you and Horror, sending the two of you up a few inches before landing back down. 

Crooks promptly passed the remote to you, smiling widely as he watched your small (compared to his anyway) hands grip it and gently slid it out of his larger one. You thanked him quietly and examined the remote, it was different than most and was slightly sticky with something you couldn't identify. 

With the tap of a button, the TV was on, and knowingly, your soft fingers skimmed across the remote. Suddenly, your whole mood was dropped when a foreign thought entered your mind. 

'If Crooks is such a good cook, doesn't that mean Horror-San can cook as well?'

It was a bit of a stretch for you mental bound, but when both the skeletons seemed to notice your flow break, there wasn't a point in backing down from the question now was there?

"Hey, Horror-San! Can you cook like Crooks?" You looked at at him with big inquisitive eyes. His reaction however confused you, he glanced at Crooks, small blobs of magical translucent skele-sweat forming on his skull. Crooks simply shook his head, an expression of worry on his features. 

Horror then looked to you, his face was trying to look convincing, but the tiredness, mixing with the fact that you didn't believe him anyway made it hard to trust. "...no..." He said plainly, immediately shifting his attention away from you and back to the TV screen. 

You decided not to pry, trusting Horror enough not to think he's hiding something from you. You turned on Fetnlix, scrolling through the suggested movies and broadcasts, feeling a bit small when you realized that they were all the same genre.

Horror.

You shifted uncomfortably, not really enjoying most of the titles that popped up. Annabelle, The Human Centipede, Jaws, IT, Velvet Buzzsaw, Thirteen Ghosts, Ouija Origin of Evil, Nightbooks, etc. And the worst part was, most of them were already watched. 

You shivered, most of the thumbnails were enough to make your palms sweaty with uncertainty. "C-Can't we watch a-anything not scary?" You uttered, catching Horror's attention. 

"Hell no every other shit on here is for babies." He sneered, wow what a response. You groaned, feeling Horror's phalanges start tracing circles on your thighs, making you quiver but relax slightly. 

"WHY DON'T WE WATCH THAT ONE HUMAN? WE HAVEN'T YET HAVE WE BROTHER?" Crooks spoke, and Horror shook his head, prompting Crooks to point at the movie that caught his eye socket. His House. Voted most scary movie on Fetnlix. You started trembling not really sure of what you were in for. 

"Don't worry Cupcake just relax. Now then, please press the start button." 

—Time Skip—

You were clinging to Horror's tank top, during the movie he'd zipped you up inside his jacket because you were freaking out. You were breathing heavily, tears streaming down your face as you cling to the skeleton for dear life. The movie was really twisted to you, and you were never going to do anything like the couple from it did. 

Horror and Crooks seemed unfazed for the most part. There were a couple times when one of them would jolt, or you'd hear their breath hitch (mainly Crooks). But you were definitely the worst. "Poor human..." Crooks muttered as he reached out a gloved hand to pat your back. 

"No... more... horror movies...... please." You pleaded, unknowing of how much more you could take. Horror sighed and Crooks nodded, making you huff in relief. You looked at Horror, who winked at you, making you put on a small smile.

Now it was getting late. 

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Ayo! Have any of you ever watched his house? That shit scared me. Also I found out the perfect addition to the love line to make it a triangle! Not nightmare, crooks, or any current character but a new one! >:3c  hehehehehe You'll know when he shows up. 

Thanks for reading hope you enjoyed!

- De Moogus 

(Edit: right yall I was so wrong for that lmaooooo)