Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Nayeon: Shit.
Mina: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Sana: OH MY GOD, Y/N FELL OFF!!!
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Jihyo: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Chaeyoung: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Dahyun: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Chae, learn to listen.
Nayeon: What if it bites itself and I die?
Jeongyeon: That's voodoo.
Mina: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Sana: That's correlation, not causation.
Tzuyu: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Momo: That's kinky.
Y/N: Oh my God.
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Y/N: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Nayeon:
Tzuyu:
Mina:
Other TWICE members:
Momo: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Y/N: I'm an idiot.
Nayeon:
Jeongyeon:
Momo:
Sana:
Mina:
Dahyun:
Chaeyoung:
Tzuyu:
Jihyo: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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Chaeyoung: We were born 2 weeks apart! Why do I have to call you unnie?
Y/N: It's a sign of respect.
Dahyun: So, Why don't you call me unnie?
Y/N: Because I don't respect you.
Sana: Well, she got you there.
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