Momo: There's something I need to get off my chest.
Y/N: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
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Sana: Look, we're under a mistletoe. You know what that means.
Y/N: Sana, that isn't mistletoe.
Y/N, later that night: [wakes up at 3 am] Oh my god, she was flirting with me.
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Y/N: If I die, you can have what little I own.
Jeongyeon: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Y/N: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Jeongyeon:
Jeongyeon: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.
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Y/N: It's not gonna work, I'm not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Y/N: Lmao, @Nayeon.
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Y/N: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Dahyun a little bit.
Jihyo, holding Y/N's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Y/N: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Jihyo: My mistake.
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