Nayeon: What the hell is that?
Y/N, walking into the dorm giddily: It's an alpaca!! :D
Jeongyeon:
Y/N: I got the last one :)
Nayeon: This one's on you *walks away*
Jeongyeon: Y/N/N, we talked about this...
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Momo, trying to convince Y/N to join the group: You know... we thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Dahyun: And loud!
Jeongyeon: And grumpy!
Nayeon: And oblivious to reality!
Y/N:
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Momo: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Y/N: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.
Momo: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Jihyo: Actually I did the math, Y/N would have $225, not $0.15.
Y/N: Fam I'm right here....
Sana: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Chaeyoung: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Sana: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Chaeyoung: :(
Mina: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Y/N would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Sana: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Nayeon: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Jeongyeon: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Tzuyu: Apply juice to what?
Dahyun: Directly to the forehead.
Y/N: Great chat everyone.
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Nayeon: Just be yourself.
Y/N: 'Be myself'? Nayeon, I have one day to win Jihyo over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Mina: Couple weeks.
Chaeyoung : Six months.
Tzuyu: Jury's still out.
Y/N: See, Nayeon?
Y/N: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Nayeon: We need to distract these gays.
Y/N: Leave it to me.
Y/N: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Dahyun, Sana, and Chaeyoung : *Immediately begin arguing*
Jihyo, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
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