This was a request from AhsokaJedi. I hope you like it my friend. Not gonna lie got inspired by listening to 'Everybody' by Backstreet Boys.
"Another great day in the Grand Army of the Republic." You said as you wiped your hands off to go into a supply closet. Commander Tano had managed to fry the hyperdrive, and she hadn't even used it. The one good thing about the GAR was that they always had everything needed to replace a hyperdrive. Or atleast the 501st always had everything, and you guessed it was because General Skywalkers affinity for crashing his ships. As you approached the door you could hear music being played from inside. Opening the door and stepping inside you find Fives blasting some upbeat pop music, and dancing while he did inventory. He was so into the music he didn't notice you walk in, so you used it to your advantage and recorded him. He picked up a socket wrench from a nearby shelf and started singing into it, while he did a shimmy and turning in place. His eyes eventually landed on you, and he released a high pitched, shrill shriek. He hurriedly turned off the music and stood up straight, while you couldn't contain your laughter anymore. You ended the recording and walked into the room fully to get what you came here for.
"I didn't hear you come in, (Y/n)." He said as he scratched the back of his neck and went back to doing inventory.
"Not surprising since I couldn't even hear my own thoughts when I came in. I am surprised that noone was able to hear the music from out in the hangar." You jested with him as you stocked a heavy load cart.
"You're not going to show that to anyone are you? Rex will have my hide if he sees that." Fives asked seriously.
"No, no I won't show a soul..." You said as you hauled the cart out of the room. When you were approaching Commander Tano's fighter you noticed her talking to one of your favorite 501st pilots, Matchstick.
"Commander Tano, Matchstick." You greeted the two and they turned to smile at you.
"Hello (Y/n). Sorry about the hyperdrive. I honestly don't know how I was able to do that." The Commander said as she lightly rubbed her forehead.
"It's okay, ma'am. This is what I get paid to do." You told her as you started to prepare the workstation. "Hey I think I might have something that will brighten your day." You told her and she looked at your curiously. You pulled up the recording from earlier and showed it to her and Matchstick. Both of them started to die from laughter at his unmanly shriek.
"Oh my gosh. We have to show Anakin!" She went to grab your arm to bring you with her, but you planted your feet.
"All due respect, ma'am. I need to get this up and running as soon as possible, or Admiral Yularen will have my neck." You told her as you freed yourself from her grip, and turned back to her ship.
"Well then I'll bring him to you!" She took off away from you, and towards the bridge.
"No! Ahsoka he's a Ge- She's gone. Welp. Guess I'm about to be visited by my commanding officer... Great." You groaned a bit as you pulled a wrench from your work bench. "It's going to be a long day."
"You can say that again, Grease." Matchstick said to you as he started working on the carbon scoring on his fighter.
"Hey I've been working on that. I still feel like you guys just wanted to pick on me with that nickname." You said as you used the crank system to pull out the entire hyperdrive. "Jeesh, Tano did a number on this poor thing. No saving it." You started disconnecting all of the wires and components when you heard hurried footfalls.
"Come on, Master! What she has is sure to make you laugh." She heard Ahsoka tell Anakin.
"Snips I'm trying to find General Grievous. I don't have time for this." Anakin said in an exasperated tone.
"I know, but you've been staring at holomaps, and tracing hyperspace routes for days. You need a break. Even if it's only to see our friendly 501st mechanic." Ahsoka argued back to her clearly exhausted mentor.
"Fine. What ya got, Grease?" Anakin asked as he approached.
"One severely burnt out hyperdrive, and a migraine." You told him as you pulled yourself away from the burnt component. "I jest of course." You pulled up the recording and pressed play for Anakin to watch. He started to laugh as soon as he saw Fives dancing and singing, but had to lean on you when he heard him shriek.
"Alright you were right Snips. I did need to see that. It's the funniest thing I've seen this month." He stopped to catch his breath. "Seriously, don't show Rex. He'll give him toilet cleaning duty for a month." Anakin looked between you and Ahsoka, and you both nodded.
"Grease, you said you wouldn't show anyone!" Fives shouted as he came out of the supply room. He made his way over to the three of you.
"We've agreed not to tell Captain Rex. So you don't have anything to worry about." Anakin said to Fives.
"Tell Rex what?" A voice said from behind Anakin who turned quickly.
"Oh Rex... Hey." Anakin said as he was backing away with Ahsoka following him.
"What did you not want to tell me?" He said as he moved closer to the group.
"Uh... That I spilt some oil in the supply room earlier. You know... Thick thighs save lives, but they also spill the oil." You said trying to cover for Fives, but Rex still didn't look convinced.
"If you had spilled oil in the supply room then Fives would've told me about it. Which he hasn't reported any irregularity to me all day. So I will ask you again, what did you not want to tell me?" Rex now stood towering over you. You sighed and pulled up the recording and pressed play. Rex stood watching with a blank stare, until the shriek pierced through. As soon as the hilarious climactic moment happened Rex cocked a smirk as he tried to hide his full laughter.
"Is everything okay, Rex?" You asked him as he continued to stare at the screen.
"That... Has got to be the funniest thing I've seen since the last time we went to 79's. You have got to send that to me, because that was hilarious. Echo is going to lose his mind when he sees this." Rex said as you sent him the video.
"No! Because then he'll show everyone in the Bad Batch, and I only just got those guys to like me." Fives pleaded with his superior officer who only turned and walked away.
"Sorry about that Fives. I showed Commander Tano, but she wanted to show Anakin. I guess Rex heard about where he was dragged to, and came to find him. I'll make it up to you, I promise." You said as you yanked a stubborn cable out of the hyperdrive.
"How do you plan on doing that, (Y/n)?" Fives asked as he leaned on Ahsoka's fighter.
"Dinner together when we get back to Corruscant? It's on me." You told him as you took to a more flirtatious stance.
"Are-Are you asking me on a date?" Fives looked at her incredulously.
"Yes I am Fives. Offer is on the table of course let me know when you've made up your mind." You went to turn back to the hyperdrive when you were spun back around. You were surprised when you felt his lips on yours, but melted into it.
"Yes I will go on a date with you. You don't know how long I've wanted this." He kissed you one more time, before he put his helmet back on and exited the hangar. Leaving you with your mouth agape in shock.
"You really didn't know he has the hots for you, Grease?" Matchstick said from under his fighter.
"Shut it Matchstick." You fired back as you buried yourself in fixing up this hyperdrive. That date is so going to be worth the wait.
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FanfictionStar Wars x Reader Oneshots Imagine yourself in a galaxy far far away with an ancient race of warrior sorcerers. Well I should also warn you guys I might write some smut in here so if you don't wanna read those just skip right over them!