Daphne

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Daphne

I still don't know whether it was the look on Damien's face or the idea of me having feelings that had me wheezing.

The room was filled with my hysterical laughter and the sound of my palm beating against the table in amusement.

Damien went on to look at me like I had a few screws loose.

"I'M SORRY- I'M SORRY!"I choked out hitting the table.

"What's so funny Daphne."

I wanted to give him an answer but I could barely breathe.

"Da -Dami-en, he-hel-help!"

He was suddenly cautious as he stood up,

"What?What do you mean by help? Are you triggering your asthma or something?"he asked not knowing what to do.

"What she means by help is knock her out!" Mae said through my watch.

"Ma che cazzo! Daphne?"

"Listen to me Damien, Daphne is loosing oxygen you can think about how you're getting orders from a watch later!"

I was now on the ground, my laughter refusing to cease.

"Yes speaking of that I kind of find getting orders from a watch demeaning!"

I gave him the hardest kick I could muster, which was my way of saying, focus bitch!

"Damien please reach into her chest pocket ,pull out the sterile needle and stick it into her neck, it will knock her out instantly!"

"How does she randomly have - you know what I wont even ask!"he concluded reaching into my chest pocket.

"You owe me answers once you wake up, Drakos!"was the last thing I heard before I blacked out.

Damien

"Hey watch, what kind of guys is Daphne into?" I asked picking her up and putting her on my back.

"Your only objective is to make sure Daphne gets back safely, finding out the kind of men she is into is not!"

I frowned scrunching up my nose,

"Well you're mean."

She ignored me completely until we were outside and in front of our bikes.

"Now put her on her motorcycle!" she instructed yet again.

I did as I was told like a good little sexy millionaire not before asking,

"How is she supposed to get back when shes knocked out ,watch?"

"It wouldn't be a million dollar bike if it couldn't ride itself!"she responded as Daphne was automatically secured to the bike.

"I see your creator gave you her huge ass ego!" she ignored this comment as well and said,

"Goodbye."

The bike sped off with her on it, her pink hair flying wildly with the wind.

I walked back into the empty restaurant and sat in our booth.

I gave a slice of pizza a once over then picked it up scrutinizingly.

What are you doing Damein.

"Oh shut up me!" I laughed and took a bite.

"Not bad."

Maddie

"Mae what the hell happened to Daphne and why'd you have to call me of all people!"

"I'm sorry for interrupting your sleep Maddie but you are the only one who knows of Daphnes rendezvous at this hour."

I groaned and unlocked her restraints taking her off her bike and putting her arms around my neck.

"Chubby bitch, where's my panini?" I laughed dragging her into the elevator and collapsing unto the floor of the elevator.

"honey," she murmured all of a sudden.

"What?"

"he tasted like honey!"

Carlos

I tried to wake up to go take a dump, but found myself attached to my bed with ductape.

It was the 13th time this month and only one diabolically evil bitch was responsible for this nonsense.

Madeline Black.

I managed to wriggle myslef out, not without loosing a few hairs.

I went about my business in the bathroom and headed to the kitchen for a midnight plate of frozen pancakes, when I so happened to find my boss and her psychopathic bestfriend asleep on the floor of the elevator.

Only God knows how tired I was with only the strength to eat but I sucked it up and carried Daphne to her room first, then Maddie obviously returning her not so wanted favour.

Then I went on ahead to the kitchen and decided to have a milkshake along with my pancakes, just because.

And maybe a full bucket of chicken :)

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I know, I know I'm inconsistent.

But it's really hard I try my best to update you on these crackheaded characters of mine.

I hope you're all good.

Today I would like to ask how some of you refrain from bitch slapping gf's who annoy the shit out of you.

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