The Adventures of Dan and his boobs ( the boob fic )

Chapter 28

Chapter 28

The two made it safely out, carrying tons and tons of bags filled with clothes for their upcoming child.

They eventually made it to their flat, placing the 10s of 20s of bags on the couch.

"Alright. Now we need to find a place to put all this shit" Phil sighed.

They took a good look around the place and got thinking.

"How about we make-" Phil was cut off by Dan who excitedly said

"MY ROOM CAN BE BOTH OUR ROOMS AND WE COULD BE ROOMIES"

Phil put his face in his hands shaking his head.

"Dan I honestly think that-"

"BUT PHIL JUST THINK OF ALL THE ADVENTURES WE COULD HAVE, likE TELLING STORIES, CAMPING OUT, STAY UP UNTIL DAWN, IT'LL BE FUn" Dan pleaded

"I mean, I-"

"GREAT, i'LL START MOVING MY STUFF" Dan said, running to his room.

Phil sighed, knowing he couldn't ignore Dan's childish excitement .

Phil also was slightly worried Dan would hurt himself trying to be a man and move the furniture so he ran to his room, only to be awaited by a brand new room.

"Man, that was fun!" Dan yelled, not even out of breath.

"You moved everything already???" Phil questioned.

"Yeah! I think being pregnant is giving me super human strength"

Phil assumed it was just the holy water, but let Dan imagine in his small land.

"well" Phil said, " now that everything is moved, I guess we can start with the-" Phil was cut off by-

"Me" Dan said

Dan was once again interfering with the story and won't shut the fuck up Dan pls

"N-"

I don't care because I control the story. ANWAYS

Phil was cut off by Dan who, excited, yelled "THE BABYS ROOM SIHAFWWKHAKQBAJAJSBSJQJQ"

Dan ran off, but in the midst of running, he let out a toot. But Dan knew it was much more than that.

"PhIL THE BABY CHILD JUST KICKED!" Dan screamed.

Phil gasped and ran to Dan. He felt the boob, feeling the baby in the depths of the breast.

"AWH" they both said.

Although awing at the baby's "kick", their window was wide open, making their neighbors questions just why they were admiring Dan's boob.

"Don't cry" Phil began to say

"Craft" Dan finished.

The neighbor quickly shut his window, forever scarred for life.

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The day met night, and Dan and Phil got ready for bed, spending their nights together in dans room.

"Phil" Dan quietly said from his bed on the other side of the room.

"What u want lozer"

"This isn't what I expected, ya know, sharing a room an stuff". He moved around, trying to get into a good position.

"I want adventure in the great wide somewhere" he continued.

"Dan, this isn't beauty and the beast. Besides, we only have this bedroom, nothing much" Phil concluded.

"I know. It's just, when I suggested we share a room, I thought it meant awesome slumber parties, camping, roasting mellows of marsh, crafting our little hearts out."

Phil sighed, he was awfully tired, but could stand to see his little Dan upset.

"Why am I doing this" Phil thought.

"Dan" he said out loud.

"Let's make a fort".